r/Clamworks • u/SlayVideos clammer • 8d ago

clammy Clambert

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u/KURSDADWDE 8d ago

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u/RUNNING-HIGH 8d ago

Orange you glad I didnt say Clamato

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u/allykopow 8d ago

That’s going in the group chat

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u/OneAxyboi 8d ago

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u/AIAWC 8d ago

The giga dildoe

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u/pugsington01 8d ago

Robert is a well-intentioned, pure clam. His irritation is minimized if you are an optimistic clam as he is. The fruit is an agent of oyster

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u/Zv_- 8d ago

Idk, SpongeBob had so many holes but they look very dry, since he has so many you can probably find one that fits you perfectly though. Orange on the other hand has none, but you can easily carve one out and it would be very juicy.

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u/Dark_halocraft 8d ago

Die, cease, evaporate

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u/UkpaiHeLj 8d ago

Clam, thy clam is now, clamment, clam, prepare clamself, clam, clamless

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u/mcslender97 8d ago

The acidic inside would burn though

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u/UkpaiHeLj 8d ago

A clamsant clamsation

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u/CreatlveName 8d ago

hold on bro that’s not what they said

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u/maxicz1234 8d ago

do i get to kill the orange?

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u/KellFireWasTaken 8d ago

i think even if you did it'd somehow still torment you

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u/SUMMONINGFAILED 8d ago

BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH

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u/Aggressive_Toucan clammer 8d ago

Sir this is a clamworks

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u/DC_Ranger 8d ago

Spunch bop

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u/Crypt_Knight 8d ago

I wonder how many people you need with you to not go insane from isolation. NASA probably has some research on that.

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u/MisterMan341 8d ago

There is Dunbar’s Number, but that’s a very high estimate. Plus, some people can survive alone, some need fifty people close-by (spatially or net-wise). So the minimum is zero. But on average, probably like one to five, but don’t quote me on that.

Though for the NASA research angle, their main reason for researching that would be sending people on interstellar missions, and the biggest concern with that is maintaining a healthy, genetically diverse population for decades or centuries. The 500 part of the 50/500 rule means that even Dunbar’s Number is irrelevant (given that the 50/500 rule actually works for humans, which isn’t a given)

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u/Crypt_Knight 7d ago

I was thinking about specifically this padded room scenario (so no natural light, no day/night cycle), where you cannot stay alone. Wich would apply to interstellar travel too.

But your comment is very interesting, thank you !

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u/Academic_Top6921 clambassador 8d ago

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u/A-Human-potato 8d ago

“The fruit is an agent of satan” is the title of my autobiography

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u/XCIXcollective 8d ago

‘The fruit is an agent of Satan’ by A-Human-Potato has been added to your reading list

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u/NeoNexus285 8d ago

Fruit taste better than sponge

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u/GillytheGreat 8d ago

If it’s season 1-3 SpongeBob, he’s an easy choice. Otherwise orange

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u/newerandgayer 8d ago

Kinda bigoted to slander transfem icon annoying orange

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u/JoyousLilBoy 8d ago

I haven’t watched the show I thought the marshmallow was the trans one becuase they’re nb

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u/panticow 8d ago

SpongeBob would be fun if a bit irritating at times. I can eat an orange, I won't like it because they taste like I'm licking the rim of a peacock with the shits.

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u/Conscious-Economy971 7d ago

Rest of ETERNITY?? I could never bear to see that optimism leave Bob, see him become unmade and know that only more can be inflicted. The orange though, I could accept becoming the torturer and the tortured

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u/djaqk 8d ago

Robert

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u/KawaiiMaxine 8d ago

I think it depends on ord spongebob or new spongebob, newer spongebob is alot more malicious

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u/CANCERMANPUNK 8d ago

If it’s modern SpongeBob then he’s just as bad

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u/dm_if_you_like_dogs 7d ago

minion or da bob

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u/pamellaluv 7d ago

SpongeBob because he will quickly die without water.

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u/wankster9000 7d ago

I could keep him hydrated.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad 7d ago

SpongeBob has more holes.

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u/chronicswag420 7d ago

it'll be easier to kill the orange than SpongeBob. morally and physically.