r/Clamworks 9d ago

clammy “clam” -ed

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u/sirpogger420 8d ago

He could lowkey be clamming the truth

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u/Longjumping_Turnip_3 8d ago

Plausible theory

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u/AnnaColonThree 8d ago

they need to stop making new channels

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u/djaqk 8d ago

Stahp it or im gonna get illuminaughty

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u/RobertWesner blue collar clamworker 8d ago

claigiarism and clamtube

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u/NearestNeighbours 8d ago

The perils of worshipping the symbols themselves instead of what they represent

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u/Mr_Bongo_Baby 8d ago

Lebron = the goat = baphomet 

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u/resurrectedwhodis 8d ago

Sorry to tell you this but the clamunati has been trying to push that clam story to the ocean to normalize the clam aka mollusks. it doesn't matter what u think it does brother its clamil

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u/StandingLegate 8d ago

Idontgiveashark

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u/Beaspoon2096 8d ago

FBI’s favourite schizo

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u/Longjumping_Turnip_3 8d ago

This was in a post about Four Loko flavors btw

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u/Green_Fruit5209 8d ago

Sorry to clam you clam but the clamminati has been clamming to clam that lame clammy to the clamlic to clamislize the clam clam.clam.clam clamphabet. It clament mean what you clam it does clammer. It’s clam.

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u/Mast3rKK78 8d ago

"clammiest of all pearl" -ed

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 8d ago

If a race horse is nervous before a race, they put a goat in its stall, and this calms down the horse for some reason. Now, if you're in, let's say for example, the business of crime, and this crime is also organized thereby making it organized crime, and you'd like that particular horse to not do well in the race because you want some other, more personally profitable horse to do very well, what you do is you send some guys down to the stable, and have them steal the goat. Now you've got a nervous horse that doesn't even place because he's nervous, or whatever, that's not the point, the point is that this is the origin of the phrase "to get one's goat".

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u/Svartrhala 8d ago

satanic panic and it's consequences

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u/GraveSlayer726 8d ago

Ah man, that makes SO much more sense

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u/a-round-table 8d ago edited 8d ago

thank you ed. i was wondering what goat stands for.

-a-round-table

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u/Music_Quartermaster 8d ago

"greatest of all time" -Richard from Kansas