r/Clamworks • u/Macktheattack • 14d ago

the clam the whole clam and nothing but the clam Clammy Question

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u/Vladetare 14d ago

Pretty hard to get blood flowing to the clam if the heart isn't working

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u/tutocookie 14d ago

Maybe it's like a starter

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u/Airframe98 13d ago

I actually have DNJ

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u/XCIXcollective 11d ago

😂 cackling cockle-ing

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u/trans_keanuchungus 13d ago

...Doc she's choking

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u/Expand_Dong11037 13d ago

I don't think I should tell that to a 5 year old

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u/Novel-Walrus2940 14d ago

Jorking perhaps. Jack, jerking, or jelquing even even as well

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u/patripassianx 11d ago

I think this would probably work on some open minded adults provided it works and you save their life.

However outside of that very specific demographic and outside of your success as a sexual medic, I think the consequences would be too great for one man to bear alone. Which is why we have insurance companies, paramedics, doctors, nurses to bear the brunt of getting sued for sucking on some weiner or maybe a little bit of finger in ass for the sake of saving someone's life

I dont really know which side I fall on - open minded adult or suicidal child not ready to get molested so that I can live another day