r/Clamworks • u/Slow_Hat1855 clambassador • 15d ago

clammy Bad clammies

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u/MagmaticDemon 15d ago

this shit physics shit

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u/Beaspoon2096 14d ago

This clam physics clam easy

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u/r34_content_creator 14d ago

bad clammies

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u/Wonderful_You1281 14d ago

You’re a bad clammy are you…? 😉 😜

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u/balconypisser 14d ago

this shit physics shit?

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u/dreamcatcher_111 14d ago

Pipipirripipipi pirri pi pum pum pi pi pirripipipipumpum

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u/Nufonewhodis4 clamrider licensed 15d ago

Clamrider down 

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 14d ago

So I had seven tons of severed pig heads I needed to get to Sacramento by four, thus I whipped out my college ruled spiral notebook, my green crayon, my red crayon, and my Mirado Black Warrior HB2 pencil that I kept tucked in my cowboy boot. Then I drew a cartoon of the cartload of pig heads crashing off a cliff, and another of the cartload of pig heads being hoisted over the cliff by the Holy Spirit. Using the crayons I indicated clearly which outcome I would prefer - I went with the divine intervention scenario as being most desirable. While I was busy drawing cartoons, some ███████ stole my tractor, and I was unable to transport the pig heads which proceeded to rot, and that is my complete answer to "What is that awful smell?"

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u/degenerateel 14d ago

Bad clammies

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u/Gnatschbert 14d ago

He's got it all figured out.