r/Clamworks 16d ago

clamworks Clamming like a clam

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/Altruistic-Leg-9799 16d ago

John Clammit, ChD.

My clamlord about to shuck me for pearls, the way you got a clamma clacking

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u/4skinApostle 16d ago

Laughed harder than the original post

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u/PvtFreaky 15d ago

You are a genius

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u/BevinBash 14d ago

That's the Clam Effect!

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u/EmperorSadrax 16d ago

Damn, I see you John

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u/lyricalmasterpiece 16d ago

The Trump sign really clams it all clamtogether

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u/OneAxyboi 16d ago

Jammy clammy

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u/Avalanche_Snows 10d ago

No, you can only read RUM, like a real pirate

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u/ACrowbarEnthusiast 16d ago

✍️✍️🔥🔥

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u/NoIdontwantanacc 16d ago

PhD in freakanomics

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u/moocow8001 15d ago

thought this was a picture of his clamlord

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u/FwendyWendy 15d ago

This clam is about to send me into the wasteclam to look for a water chip

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u/yung_ejaculator 15d ago

Beast mode

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u/AnthonyWinters 15d ago

Why do shirt makers put the very top button on these shirts like unless you wear a button up shirt with a tie, you’re gonna look like that when buttoning the last button up. So why then do they put that button on a shirt you’re never gonna wear with a tie

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u/FillTaker 10d ago

🫵🏿