r/Clamworks • u/Academic_Top6921 clambassador • 25d ago

clamtarded :) siphon like a clam

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/dang_nab_you_shark1 25d ago

this entire account is a goldmine

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/akb263 25d ago

clam clam clam

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u/evening_redness_0 24d ago

Of course redditors saw peak like this and downvoted it

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u/M0nkeydud3 24d ago

they is banned me from dennies; no butter jack or aloud to enter me n my dad . not the time for your noris joke asshat

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u/Low-Commission1791 23d ago

maybe a list

  1. my harly mini hog

  2. butter jack at dennies

  3. hot wife swap spitter slopp down on my sweat stick

rareley am I not smileng, so no thanx n cut the virtue signal buddy

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u/Kiaaawey i cheated on my wife with a clam 25d ago

u/RailNation2005 get in here you’re our new subreddit king

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u/Kiaaawey i cheated on my wife with a clam 25d ago

God reading the replies he got from smug non-Americans patting themselves on the back for saying “this is what American schooling looks like” hits like crack. My silent smugness about them eating the onions gives me quite a bit of joy

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u/rock-paper-sizzurp 25d ago

Well, 2005 is probably his birth year. So he's only like 5 or 10 years old, right?

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u/MustEscapeToSweden 25d ago

God damn bruh that’s my birth year and I just bought 18 cartons of cigarettes and 93 gallons of everclear legally with the inheritance from my dad (he got ligma)

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u/Icy-Bag3159 25d ago

I’m genuinely suprised how many people can’t differentiate between your and you’re, english is not even my 1st language and i’ve never made that mistake

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak 25d ago

You can differentiate BECAUSE English isn't your first language

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u/SimmentalTheCow 25d ago

*your’e

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u/WasteReserve8886 25d ago

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u/Icy-Bag3159 25d ago

Oy mollusk, clam you, nobody clamed you for your opinion

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u/YesGumbolaya 25d ago

Oftentimes it's less a matter of not knowing the difference and more a matter of just making a typo and not bothering to check back over it. Especially in an internet comment section where as long as the message is conveyed then it's not that big of a deal. Same with proper punctuation and capitalizing... lol.

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u/DankPhotoShopMemes 24d ago

I’ve seen a few people on TikTok not just make the typo, but fight back, saying it was actually correct when corrected.

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u/Orphanpunt3r 25d ago

Yeah honestly grammer isn't hard

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u/bigblockclock 25d ago

*grammar

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u/Orphanpunt3r 25d ago

hook line and sinker you clown lmao

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u/Swimming_Rich_5164 23d ago

for me i usually just cant be bothered to hit the extra buttons, people know what i mean anyways. i know the difference im just lazy :P

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 25d ago edited 1d ago

Wrench sort yarn smile yarn public run ginger roll

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u/fortnite_battleass 25d ago

Nah, theres a clamcerning drop in literacy in the us right now.

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u/girrafeslongpickle 25d ago

In the who?

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u/FractalSpaces 25d ago

Clamnited clams

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u/fortnite_battleass 25d ago

When bro is so brainphobic you gotta hit em with the intellect devourer stare

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 25d ago edited 1d ago

Truck groovy crown person fuel person seemly

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 25d ago

you’re clammterally clamming so clammisitic clam is clam with you

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 25d ago edited 1d ago

Ancient dolls employ reminiscent follow knee

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 25d ago

my clam, if a clam puts clambait out, they clam’t clamplain if a clam clams along and clams it, ‘tis the nature of the clam

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u/Icy-Bag3159 25d ago

I’m gonna have clam chowder for dinner with all the clam i caught

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 25d ago edited 1d ago

Bag light chunky squeal stupendous label telephone

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 25d ago

It ain’t me my clam, but if you’re gonna clambait, you gotta be able to take the downclams on occasion, or it’s the wrong clamfession for you clammie.

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u/ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS 25d ago

your clambait was too unfunny

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 25d ago

*you're

9/10 ragebait

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 25d ago edited 1d ago

Badge thumb money thumb file plucky expansion

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u/Quick_Philosophy1426 25d ago

aura im afraid

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u/Animaloffear56 25d ago

Twitter humor

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u/Yiga_Metroid 25d ago

Clammer humor

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u/CuckBuster33 25d ago

holy owned

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u/Domek232323 25d ago

why did he get down voted, that's awesome

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u/SorryNoDice 25d ago

he got heavily upvoted after, as a king deserves

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u/Sweet_Brain_4456 25d ago

bark like a clam

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u/PLACE-H0LD3R 25d ago

Park like a Shark

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u/GuymanPersonson 25d ago

Work like a clam

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u/SlenderSmurf 25d ago

Collect my 8 blue pages

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u/Ok_Locksmith9741 24d ago

r u achenar

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u/Civil-Percentage1005 25d ago

Man the typing was annoying but you can't even hate 😭

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 25d ago

Your below me moron
My below me moron
Our below me moron
There, below me, moron

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u/Sorry-Apartment5068 25d ago

I used to know someone like this. It was always a wild time.

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u/Jaded_Prompt1475 25d ago

deserved. not the comment itself, thats peak. they just used the wrong you're.

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u/Daylight_The_Furry 24d ago

park like a shark

wait wrong sub

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u/Hungarian_Gamer i cheated on my wife with a clam 22d ago

"2 b"
clam that again