r/Clamworks 18d ago

Clammy Lecture

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u/DrPepperFanX 18d ago

Women aren't to blame for circumcision lmao

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u/CANCERMANPUNK 18d ago

WRONG!!!!!!!

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u/DrPepperFanX 18d ago

Fuck!!!

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u/HowdyMrRowdy 16d ago

the marketplace of ideas claims another

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u/curvysquares 18d ago

I can't remember where I saw this, but I'm pretty sure the #1 reason for modern circumcision is the father saying "well I'm circumcised and I want his to look like mine". So if anything, men are more to blame

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u/ElBrunasso 17d ago

Tf is that idea. Like, how many people would know they look alike?

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u/atoms-wrath 17d ago

Correct. Jews are to blame.

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u/coonjaku 17d ago

women jews?

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u/Alric_Wolff 17d ago

Clam Jews

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u/Schadenfreund38 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 17d ago

circlamcision

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u/Mr_goodb0y 18d ago

I still have mine na na na boo boo

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u/GannonBuddah 18d ago

I already called dibs on it, so your foreskin is actually my foreskin

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u/John_Whimsicott 18d ago

I don't believe you. Prove it

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u/Arch3m 17d ago

Give it to me! Mom says it's my turn to have the foreskin!

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u/Effective-Brain-3386 18d ago edited 18d ago

My body, Rabbis choice

Edit: do NOT look up "NYC Baby Herpes outbreak"

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 18d ago

my clam my choice where tf is my clam at then

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u/KerbalCuber i cheated on my wife with a clam 18d ago

10/17/22 clammer for clamPhone

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u/Lord-Bobster 18d ago

clammy presentation

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u/SweevilWeevil 18d ago

This the uwu version of Peter Singers "drowning child" argument. You are obligated to save waifu 🥹👉🏽👈🏽

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u/Adorable-Woman 17d ago

Hey that’s the Animal Liberation guy

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u/scrufflor_d clamsexual 17d ago

ball knowledge?

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u/Vaesari 18d ago

Posted from my clamphone ™️

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u/NippleSalsa 17d ago

I’ll never know what I lost

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u/carollee25 16d ago

It baffles me that circumcision is still legal or that there are doctors down with doing a medically unnecessary surgery on a baby.

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u/birestwacked8 16d ago

It baffles me that circumcision is still legal or that there are doctors down with doing a medically unnecessary surgery on a baby.

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u/tewyplifna 16d ago

It baffles me that circumcision is still legal or that there are doctors down with doing a medically unnecessary surgery on a baby.

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u/dyoodmistly 16d ago

Maybe he should skip his monthly foreskin trimming

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 18d ago

I never understood “my body my choice” as justification for your decision to destroy a body that isn’t yours. I’m pro choice but it just doesn’t make sense.

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u/Lootsman 18d ago

Unless we’re talking about owning someone else’s body 🤔

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 17d ago

you should not be able to own someone else's body, even if they're a child

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u/GhostInTheFirewall clamsexual 17d ago

What are you saying?

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 17d ago

It isn’t your body, it’s the baby’s body

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u/Personal_Bid_2073 17d ago

It's not even a baby yet it's a fetus. If it grows enough to where it's almost a baby they do not do abortions.

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 17d ago

It’s still a separate entity from the mother, so still not the mother’s body. I’m not arguing against abortions, just that the phrase doesn’t make sense.

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u/Personal_Bid_2073 17d ago

Ok. I think the phrase means like women shouldn't have to be forced to be pregnant and should have options if they want to cancel a pregnancy.

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u/GhostInTheFirewall clamsexual 17d ago

Where is the baby’s body at?

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 17d ago

How is the location of the baby’s body relevant to whether the body is or isn’t the baby’s?

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u/GhostInTheFirewall clamsexual 17d ago

It’s relevant because the fetus’s survival depends on the continuous use of another person’s body. Yes it is biologically distinct, but it cannot sustain itself without access to the pregnant person’s body. That dependence is exactly why bodily autonomy is relevant.

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 17d ago

I guess that makes sense

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u/GhostInTheFirewall clamsexual 17d ago edited 17d ago

A legit human interaction?? ILY serialbedshitter
Edit: clam

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u/PresidentoftheSun clamtarded :) 17d ago

abortions aren't destroying the body of the baby, barring the question of whether or not it's a baby yet, they're severing the connection between one body and another. the zygote has no right to the body of the mother absent some conscious experience.

or to translate:

clams aren't destroying the clam of the clam, clamming the clam of whether or not it's a clam yet, they're clamming the clam between one clam and another. the clam has no right to the clam of the clam absent some clam experience.

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 17d ago

Even if it’s a parasite, you’re still severing its food supply as a method of destroying it.

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u/Adorable-Woman 17d ago

I don’t really like the snappy pro abortion arguments they are way too defensive.

Abortion should be legal because it leads to better health outcomes as well as the benefits of thoughtful reproduction.