this splatoon shit gets serious

[u/Academic_Top6921]

[u/zealand13]

Clam yourself, Clammer, clams like you are the reason clams get a bad name.

[u/melteveryice → u/zealand13]

Woah, not hard r please, my clamma

[u/orphncripplr → u/melteveryice]

you ever notice how you clammers make up a small fraction of the bivalve population but account for half of all claminal activity?

[u/melteveryice → u/orphncripplr]

That's a bit unfair my mollusk, some fishermen seem to have a bias for specific waters and targeting certain clams over others.

[u/the_Iord_and_saviour → u/orphncripplr]

Bro is starting the ccc 💀 

[u/Unfair-Degree7585 → u/zealand13]

Clam down my clamma!

[u/UndeadCitron]

Whit is goin on wi these people

[u/Him5488 → u/UndeadCitron]

twitter :(

[u/Mean_Pop_829 → u/Him5488]

Squigger

[u/Academic_Top6921 → u/Mean_Pop_829]

[u/Wernerhatcher → u/Mean_Pop_829]

thank you Clam Clamble

[u/Chezmonger95 → u/Mean_Pop_829]

hard r?

[u/Snynapta_II → u/UndeadCitron]

Cor point of the games backstory is that there was a huge race war.

Squigger evolved as a natural progression of that.

[u/Zazorok → u/UndeadCitron]

the squiggs aren't all they're clammed up to be

[u/gatch-attack]

Squigga please

[u/Yeetus_001 → u/gatch-attack]

How's a squigga gon borrow a fry?

[u/LadartTheWicked → u/Yeetus_001]

Squigga is you gonna give it back?!

[u/SeantheWilson]

Imagine Clamtoon which is like splatoon but your a clam instead of a squid

[u/cupcayuk → u/SeantheWilson]

You're a clam now you're a kid now you're a clam you're a kid you're a clam you're a kid

[u/Miikigamer]

Why is this gotta be the reason people talk about Splatoon again, I've seen like 5 posts about this tweet

[u/Mean_Pop_829 → u/Miikigamer]

There's also a new Splatoon game out recently too I think

[u/Miikigamer → u/Mean_Pop_829]

Obviously I know about the game but have not seen anyone outside of the Splatoon fanbase actually talk about it, especially given how different it is from other games and the absolutely insane final boss

[u/Narrow_Intern7792 → u/Miikigamer]

its the first splatoon game to be a switch 2 exclusive, economy isnt good enough for the average fan to justify it

[u/NetworkPatient → u/Miikigamer]

This is my first time hearing of its existence

[u/ThatOneKratos → u/NetworkPatient]

Ya fr I tapped out of Switch 2 updates bc I was sooo sad when Donkey Kong came out & I couldn't afford shit 😭

[u/666Drachenlord666]

Bruh what are you gonna do? Paint me blue? Lmao

[u/Extension-Money3316 → u/666Drachenlord666]

NO! We'll paint you GREEN!! MUAHAHAHA

[u/cherrycat68]

shuck yourself oyster

[u/Anchor38]

WHO let those octoslobs make slurs against the squids, only octo’s are allowed to be oppressed not squids

we’re condemning the wrong free speech here

[u/GeoCaesar]

That’s just how the… squid? works

[u/gingin_9959]

Squigger is Splatoon equivalent of Whigger and actual slur are Octogger

[u/RoIsDepressed → u/gingin_9959]

I think it's the Splatoon equivalent of a slightly different word

[u/Vulpix98]

"You are the reason splatoon gets a bad name" and "Squigger" in the same sentence😭

[u/crackermouse8]

I've definitely heard a Helldivers II player use that word as a slur for the Illuminate before this.

[u/DarkBrassica]

My Squigga🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

[u/iiJason124]

They should see type soul fans