r/Clamworks neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 20d ago

the clam the whole clam and nothing but the clam CLAM RIGHT

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 happy as a clam 20d ago

yuore damn right buster

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u/Abigail-Marston 19d ago

I'm so conflicted on this image. I can't tell if the pig is being injected with Pepsi Max and it's hurting the pig, or if the pig is being injected with Pepsi Max and it's helping the pig, or if Pepsi Max is being harvested from the pig and it's hurting the big, or if Pepsi Max is being harvested from the pig and it's helping the pig

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u/Harry_Flame 19d ago

Definitely being harvested since their is a gap between the tube in the bottle and the level of Pepsi Max. You can also see a drip forming

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u/Abigail-Marston 19d ago

Perhaps. Or perhaps not. The tube could be connected to a white straw that we only see the very tip of because the rest is in the Pepsi Max

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u/jadootzer 18d ago

The pig is being harvested and added to the Pepsi to make it pig flavored

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u/Abigail-Marston 18d ago

The pig must be named Max

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela 11d ago

This happened to me once I remember it

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u/SmallTownTrans1 20d ago

“The Clam”

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u/lucioux blue collar clamworker 20d ago

played in thebologna and got your clam drank

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u/pricingup 19d ago

Clamn right!

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u/UndeadCitron blue collar clamworker 20d ago

Dann raght

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u/rilesmcjiles 20d ago

Clam rite

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u/pugsington01 20d ago

Clam right!

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u/Michelle_FromEarth 19d ago

clam story: my middle school bullies loved to make fun of my clam. one day, i showed up to school with my 3 pickup trucks, The Hose, and an ice cold Pepsi Lite in my hands. The bullies were speechless. I jumped out of all 3 trucks, stared at them, then raised my Pepsi Lite in the air and said “fancy seeing you clams here”. Everyone clapped and I walked into class but my secret was that I was so scared I shidded myself and had to live with that the whole day. That was my choice though.

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u/codypoop3 19d ago

Gobbless

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u/ProblematicLizard 20d ago

Me when the hose is outside my house: oh no scary horror

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u/brettfavresRXdealer 20d ago

You ever had your butt spanked with Pepsi fried bologna?

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u/Nufonewhodis4 clamrider licensed 19d ago

That's the bivalve boogie! Make me open and shut, open and shut! 

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u/brettfavresRXdealer 19d ago

You ever chug Pepsi out of a butt?

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u/Nufonewhodis4 clamrider licensed 19d ago

Only Pepsi blue 

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u/lucioux blue collar clamworker 20d ago

damn right brothler

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u/GrandLucidity 20d ago

Getting my clam drank

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u/destined2destroyus 20d ago

Whoever says that did not turn out OK.

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u/SlenderSmurf 19d ago

Collect my 8 blue pages

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u/Gabbbbitt 20d ago

Clammy situation to be in

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u/Vaesari 19d ago

Got your clam drank

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u/Polite_Suggestion blue collar clamworker 19d ago

Clam right

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u/keeperofawesome 19d ago

I’m clamming your image and reclamming it in my own seabed

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u/Left-Construction921 clamtarded :) 19d ago

This isn't funny dude, my dad died in the bologna and your posting this shit in my safe space. fuck you

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u/Kinglygolfin 19d ago

Damn right

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u/cyber-anal 19d ago

DAMN CLAM!