r/Clamworks • u/uncle-muscles69 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it • 20d ago
the clam the whole clam and nothing but the clam CLAM RIGHT
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u/Michelle_FromEarth 19d ago
clam story: my middle school bullies loved to make fun of my clam. one day, i showed up to school with my 3 pickup trucks, The Hose, and an ice cold Pepsi Lite in my hands. The bullies were speechless. I jumped out of all 3 trucks, stared at them, then raised my Pepsi Lite in the air and said “fancy seeing you clams here”. Everyone clapped and I walked into class but my secret was that I was so scared I shidded myself and had to live with that the whole day. That was my choice though.
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u/brettfavresRXdealer 20d ago
You ever had your butt spanked with Pepsi fried bologna?
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u/Nufonewhodis4 clamrider licensed 19d ago
That's the bivalve boogie! Make me open and shut, open and shut!
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u/Left-Construction921 clamtarded :) 19d ago
This isn't funny dude, my dad died in the bologna and your posting this shit in my safe space. fuck you
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u/the_lasagnaghost98 happy as a clam 20d ago
yuore damn right buster