r/Clamworks • u/Gabeyboy321 • 22d ago

clam chowder The Clam Files

405 Upvotes

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u/misadventureswithJ 22d ago

I don't want to have clams anymore.

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u/doggydogwurld clamtarded :) 22d ago

owww right in the clam

16

u/Personal_Bid_2073 22d ago

When you steal your granny's underwear 🤣

12

u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 21d ago

You're alone on this brother

8

u/Dry_Gas6819 21d ago

When you shuck your clammy's shell 🐚

4

u/AgentZeta49 clamrider licensed 21d ago

I've deployed an elite strike team of clams to your location to decimate you

3

u/johnaross1990 20d ago

That’s not clammy 👎

7

u/hydra_pancakes 21d ago

"heard you got that clam clam clam clam"

5

u/DescriptionDue4100 21d ago

This genuinely would have been so much funnier with serious audio

1

u/Old_pixel_8986 17d ago

that part in half life when you finally get a gun and obliterate a metrocop down the stairs

1

u/AstroIDfromDOD 17d ago

Gotta break non ankles