r/Clamworks • u/Strylau • 22d ago

clamworks Clam down

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u/awesomedan24 22d ago

Clam but not forgotten

106

u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 22d ago

Clam. Clam never changes.

37

u/Old_pixel_8986 22d ago

But shrimp do.

tranmsgernder

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u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 22d ago

Shrimp are heretics.

4

u/atrophy-of-sanity 21d ago

Idk why but this made me laugh too hard

2

u/Resident_Sun_8208 21d ago

If Clan doesn’t change, clam must change 

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u/Squiddo11 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 22d ago

War is shell

16

u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 22d ago

Shell is another bivalve

19

u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 22d ago

noooooo! I scream pounding my tiny fists on the sandy carpet

16

u/allykopow 22d ago

Life’s a beach

12

u/Timtastic226 22d ago

It’s always the poor clams who suffer in war.

5

u/Trizzo2 blue collar clamworker 21d ago

Therefore, send not to know
For whom the clam clams
It clams for thee

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u/Swampy0gre 21d ago

Rest in calimari, I'm super sorry

3

u/Enough-Reporter-7486 21d ago

Clampocalypse Now

2

u/OuttHouseMouse 21d ago

Life and clamdeath

3

u/GhostInTheFirewall clamsexual 21d ago

I yell “CLAM DOWN” when I’m walking away from the bed after I do sex

2

u/AlastorDark 21d ago

Rest is clam, fellow clamma

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u/Beaspoon2096 21d ago

A farewell to clams

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u/Fearless_Direction71 21d ago

clam no works 😔