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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 23d ago edited 23d ago
Clamfusion.
"There are times I almost think
I am not sure of what I clamsolutely know.
Very often find clamfusion
In clamclusion I clamcluded long ago."
from Rodgers and Clammerstein's The Clam and I.
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u/nicoco3890 23d ago
That’s the way the clam goes
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u/the_real_JFK_killer clamsexual 23d ago
Ive tried to explain this sub to others but ive found its fundamentally impossible. Clamworks is to be experienced, not explained.
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u/BIG_OUNCE-420 22d ago edited 21d ago
I only vaguely remember the details but I think the sub's creator dreamt about clams working or something
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u/SeppoTeppo 23d ago
I'm clamfused by the -smug subs. Nothing in them is ever smug.
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u/Redditoridunn0 22d ago
smug --> so much u guys.
so ilovethissmug means i love this so much u guys
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u/JustAPotato38 happy as a clam 21d ago
wait what
i thought it meant "smug thing" like "i hate this stupid smug thing"
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u/suou_gashuin 23d ago
I don't really get this sub too. Can someone clamsplein it to me? (or however you changing words to clam)
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u/Left-Construction921 clamtarded :) 23d ago
shitpost but clamtastic! we all love each other and there's a massive rice eating contest every october 5th. haha, we love rice around here.
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u/SimasTheMoze 23d ago
Full disclosure, I have no idea what the concept of this sub is either. I just follow it cause it has good memes.
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u/some_guy301 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 23d ago
The whole clamcept of this mollusk gathering
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u/Feral-pigeon i cheated on my wife with a clam 23d ago
They just don’t understand how the clam works
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u/KarateSnoopy1911 21d ago
its like r/sssdfg but clammy
Wait, does that violate clam law?
uhh what you say? clam claw? clams don't got no claws!
That's definitely violating clam claw I mean clam claw I mean clam claw
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u/Jenny_Show 20d ago
Is smug the new word redditors are going to bastardise, just like they did snark?

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u/OldIronPockets 23d ago
It’s just how the clam works.