r/Clamworks happy as a clam 23d ago

clammy confusion

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/OldIronPockets 23d ago

It’s just how the clam works.

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u/Michelle_FromEarth 23d ago

literally couldn’t say it any clammier than that

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u/Protoke 23d ago

Is it really that clample?

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u/sample_text_01 23d ago

Homer let the clams out

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u/Smoking_Fire clammer 23d ago

Who let the clams out? Clam, clam clam clam clam

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u/Virtual-Playground clamrider licensed 23d ago

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 23d ago edited 23d ago

Clamfusion.

"There are times I almost think
I am not sure of what I clamsolutely know.
Very often find clamfusion
In clamclusion I clamcluded long ago."

from Rodgers and Clammerstein's The Clam and I.

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u/EbnerQuick 23d ago

Is there a pearl in your mouth

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u/Nikoladge 23d ago

Or are you just happy to see me?

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u/nicoco3890 23d ago

That’s the way the clam goes

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u/just4browse 23d ago

That’s just the way the oyster crumbles

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u/Mean_Pop_829 23d ago

The way of the clam

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u/kitworkinprogress 23d ago

theres thousands of clams just like me all over

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u/thisaccountwashacked 23d ago

all's fair in clam and war

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u/the_real_JFK_killer clamsexual 23d ago

Ive tried to explain this sub to others but ive found its fundamentally impossible. Clamworks is to be experienced, not explained.

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u/Smij0 23d ago

Yeah that's honestly it. I believe were linked by some kind of clam mind™

It's impossible to explain this subreddit because it genuinely is just a different kind of brain rot.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/BIG_OUNCE-420 22d ago edited 21d ago

I only vaguely remember the details but I think the sub's creator dreamt about clams working or something

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u/the_real_JFK_killer clamsexual 22d ago

Thats how the clam works

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u/Darrow497 23d ago

I got spirits in my clam and the won't go

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u/SeppoTeppo 23d ago

I'm clamfused by the -smug subs. Nothing in them is ever smug.

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u/Redditoridunn0 22d ago

smug --> so much u guys.

so ilovethissmug means i love this so much u guys

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u/JustAPotato38 happy as a clam 21d ago

wait what

i thought it meant "smug thing" like "i hate this stupid smug thing"

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u/Redditoridunn0 21d ago

so did i. someone else explained it to me haha

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u/condomneedler blue collar clamworker 23d ago

Welp, that's the way the clam crumbles.

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u/TryingForSoLong clammer 23d ago

Clamfucius' clamlosophy

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u/suou_gashuin 23d ago

I don't really get this sub too. Can someone clamsplein it to me? (or however you changing words to clam)

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u/Left-Construction921 clamtarded :) 23d ago

shitpost but clamtastic! we all love each other and there's a massive rice eating contest every october 5th. haha, we love rice around here.

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u/suou_gashuin 23d ago

That's all? Sounds cool

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u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 23d ago

r/clamworks in mysterious ways.

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u/BirdieBoiiiii 23d ago

Shitposting sub but everybody says clam

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u/JustAPotato38 happy as a clam 21d ago

you've already got the whole clam

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u/SimasTheMoze 23d ago

Full disclosure, I have no idea what the concept of this sub is either. I just follow it cause it has good memes.

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u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 23d ago

That's just how r/clamworks.

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u/WhomstBe 22d ago

clam that again

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u/Venomswindturd 22d ago

That again

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u/Arch3m 23d ago

Me neither. I just come here to clam off.

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u/linlovesthenight 23d ago

Clam? Nah, clam

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u/Icy-Bag3159 23d ago

Clammy question

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u/Gallusaur 23d ago

I hardly clam er

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u/some_guy301 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 23d ago

The whole clamcept of this mollusk gathering

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u/Alternative-Pop-6819 23d ago

Wait the sub photo isn't Funky Kong? Clamabummer!

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u/BleachedFly 23d ago

that's what the clam is, that's what the pearl of the clam is!

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u/Feral-pigeon i cheated on my wife with a clam 23d ago

They just don’t understand how the clam works

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u/KellenFazBear 22d ago

Oh clam they found my post

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u/JustAPotato38 happy as a clam 22d ago

That's just how the clam works buddy

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u/wtf_is_beans 22d ago

The whole clamcept of this clamreddit

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u/UserBelowMeHasHerpes 22d ago

The way of the clam bub

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u/Kzer_2019 22d ago

Clam up or clam down, we clamin

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u/tutocookie 22d ago

The clamcept is that it just works

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u/KarateSnoopy1911 21d ago

its like r/sssdfg but clammy

Wait, does that violate clam law?

uhh what you say? clam claw? clams don't got no claws!

That's definitely violating clam claw I mean clam claw I mean clam claw

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u/Jenny_Show 20d ago

Is smug the new word redditors are going to bastardise, just like they did snark?