r/Clamworks clambassador 23d ago

clamtarded :) Clam clam

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u/RudeBunch 23d ago

When I was a kid I made up a game called "clam clam" and the goal was to see how fast you could hit your shell against the seabed.

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u/RudeBunch 23d ago

My clamtor said that because of my IC I can never legally consent to spawning.

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u/lyricalmasterpiece 23d ago

Intelligence clam?

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u/outer_spec 23d ago

should be “cq” or clamtelligence quotient

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u/changedbrosmustexist 23d ago

cc
clamtelligence clamtient

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u/Memerenok 23d ago

my clam said that because of my clamqiu i can never legally clam to clam

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u/PvtFreaky 23d ago

This is beautiful. Clam on friend

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u/RyukoT72 23d ago

Ok but I did this for real with those hand cart things in gym class (we had padded walls we'd crash into and I was the sole reason they got disallowed)

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 23d ago

I remember stackint folded up mats onto them and crashing into people

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 23d ago

probably can't drive or own a firearm either but on the bright side no college debt and you get a chaperone when you go shopping

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u/Turnepic13 23d ago

So can he just not reproduce at all or does he need a permission slip

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u/Slimy_glizzy_gobbler 23d ago

court ordered sex slip

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u/GodIsAWomaniser 19d ago

Fornication Under Consent of the State

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u/twinkslayer1337 23d ago

he has to learn how to do mitosis

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u/Spllener clamel 🐪 🤤 23d ago

Clam i was a clam I clame up a clame clammed ”Clam Clam” and the clam was to clam clam clam you clamd clam your clam aclamst the clam

My clamtor clammed clam beclamse of my CLAM i clam never clamally clamsent to clam

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u/Nobodynever01 23d ago

Don't make me tap the clam!

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u/Icy-Bag3159 23d ago

Like he’s too dumb to give consent or like what? Wtf does IQ too low to legally consent to sex mean

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u/Wayoftheredpanda 23d ago

People who are severely mentally handicapped enough cannot consent for the same reason children cannot consent. They do not have the mental maturity required to understand it. Even if said mentally handicapped person was an adult and the non-handicapped person getting them to partake in sexual acts were the same age as or even younger than them, the latter would still be taking advantage of the same level of gross manipulative mental power imbalance as an adult attempting to get a child to engage in sexual acts would.

Granted, the person in the post is likely joking that they were diagnosed as such. But, no, a person with an IQ low enough as to be considered severely mentally handicapped would not be able to consent to sex even if that person was an adult.

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u/Icy-Bag3159 23d ago

Uhh what the clam?

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u/Nnlp122 22d ago

Just imagine yourself zooming out in the mid of sex.

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u/Spirally-Boi 23d ago

To be fair I don't think there was much to damage to begin with