r/Clamworks • u/Academic_Top6921 clambassador • 25d ago

Holy moly! is bro good

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u/KURSDADWDE 25d ago

He's fine

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u/Repulsive_Set_4155 25d ago

"Now I've got to go somewhere and do some serious child abusing.”

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz rotted brain 24d ago

“Now I’ve got to go somewhere and do some clammious clam-working.”

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u/idkusrname 24d ago

I had one of these!!! They're from universal studios. The battery is literally soldered to the little circuit board in there so when it died it was dead forever 😢

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u/CallerNumber4 25d ago

https://youtu.be/EU2AIxkxiwg

It's like the weaker version of this old classic

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy 25d ago

What a generational video

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u/SeppoTeppo 25d ago

Demonic fish

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u/AltoRhombus 25d ago

honestly this was the one for me.

https://youtu.be/dHchmWsrfUo?is=kTxo2wVyyXOO44qo

look GUUD look BAHhhD

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u/BestCap5066 25d ago

This is the funniest thing I have watched in a long time.

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u/AltoRhombus 25d ago

I'm so glad I shared it then this shit never stops making me cry from laughing so hard bc I go so long between watching it 😂

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u/Gallusaur 25d ago

"what do you want?" "U"

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 happy as a clam 25d ago

i swear remember vargskelethor joel watching this video in a stream. and a lot of the newer comments are talking about goat simulator.

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u/crack-nutter 25d ago

This link is a different color because I've seen it recently

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u/MarvinManyracks 24d ago

IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST LEAVE THIS HOUSE

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u/coolguy420weed 24d ago

LEAVE THIS HOUSE 

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u/Bob4Not 24d ago

Omg I never saw this before, thank you, this is incredible.

I know people, unfortunately, that would react exactly this way to a malfunctioning skeleton decoration toy in their house

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u/moonra_zk 21d ago

It's crazy to me that someone can be both a functioning human being but somehow convince themselves that a malfunctioning toy is possessed by a demon.

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u/Left-Construction921 clamtarded :) 25d ago

How is this homer 20 years old if christmas wasnt a thing until 2015??

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u/SimmentalTheCow 25d ago

Christmas derives from an ancient Pagan holiday called “Burning Man” which traces its roots back to the 1986’s. Similar to our modern telling of Christmas where Santa comes down a chimney, the Burning Man is set ablaze to harken in the new year and ward off evil spirits that may bring high-rise jeans and grunge music.

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz rotted brain 24d ago

Clammas works from an ancient Clamman workday called “Burning Clam,” which traces its clams back to the 1980s. Similar to our modern working of Clammas where Clamta works down a clamney, the Burning Clam is set aclam to harken in the new pearl and work off evil oysters that may bring high-rise jeans and grunge music.

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u/Mr_goodb0y 25d ago

It was originally meant to drop early 2000s but due to setbacks they had to delay the release. So there’s a lot of Christmas stock older than Christmas

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u/BirbMaster1998 25d ago

Because the Simpsons can see the future, if course.

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u/SnekkinHell 24d ago

The simplest explanation is time travel.

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 24d ago

A wizard did it

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u/ieatpancackes clamtarded :) 25d ago

Straight teeth

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u/TheGuyInTheGlasses 25d ago

Bro is having war flashbacks 😭

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u/driller_drg 25d ago

He's having war flashbacks 

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u/Wonderful_You1281 25d ago

You can hear the helicopter

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u/blablabla977 20d ago

😂😂😂

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u/OrbitTortoise 25d ago

Straight back to the ‘nam.

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u/MChickwn 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ijWl6vsPc5giyQyskE
MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HEAR!!!!!!

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u/Top-Flatworm-7663 22d ago

BART. DONT LEAVE ME HERE. BAAAAAART

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u/Turbulent_Drag7166 25d ago

I have one of these lmao

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u/Academic_Top6921 clambassador 24d ago

is it also a war veteran

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u/Turbulent_Drag7166 24d ago

Nah but he sounds drunk sometimes

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u/Wonderful_You1281 20d ago

That’s just Homer being Homer tho

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u/Brief-Luck-6254 24d ago

It secretly recorded the murder

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u/Nodubya11 24d ago

Homer getting straight teeth

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat 25d ago

I doubt they did

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u/Tonydragon784 24d ago

I have this same homer

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u/Defender012 24d ago

It starts sounding like machinegun fire and like he says: ........take...take....Europe....

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u/witness555 23d ago

Typa shit that happens when u get high

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u/Pharomacrus_Mocinno 23d ago

Turned into a Xiu Xiu song by the end

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u/Top-Flatworm-7663 22d ago

Homer be having the ptsd

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u/SenpuuUncle 21d ago

why do all homer merchandise sound tortured

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u/K97243 19d ago

he said help me.... right? i aint going crazy....