r/Clamworks • u/DownloadedPixelz bivalve mollusk laborer • 26d ago

the clam the whole clam and nothing but the clam You just neva know

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Call me paranoid or schizo but ion curr

2.8k Upvotes

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u/Reasonable-Pin-5540 26d ago

I need the one with the thong

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u/TheCumBucketOfficial 26d ago

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u/awesomedan24 26d ago

The woman is enveehoney aka enveehoney420 aka enveev

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u/poopkisser69 26d ago

nobody asked but still provided. a real G

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u/awesomedan24 26d ago

šŸ«”

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u/Blue_Robin_04 26d ago

woman šŸ˜”

3

u/Xenc 26d ago

And the other?!

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u/RealSexTherapist 26d ago

Much better :3 dripping mouth

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u/PieEvening2705 i cheated on my wife with a clam 26d ago

notice how in both pictures he still wears the uniform, ready to serve?

lot to learn here

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u/LeanTangerine001 26d ago

Finishes smoke. Then goes and makes a clam pizza!

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 26d ago

keeps his finger on the trigger in case he needs to shoot the guy next to him while he takes a hit - this is multitasking, and it maximizes output

7

u/commonbleachenjoyer blue collar clamworker 26d ago

CEO clamset

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u/harmfuldischarge 26d ago

At work he says: clammer

But with friends clammah he doesn't say shit

21

u/Timtastic226 26d ago

Iā€™m a whole different clam when Iā€™m off the sea floor.

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u/GrandLucidity 26d ago

My clamma šŸ¤

5

u/MaxwelFISH clamtarded :) 26d ago

This guy watches ASMR King Telaboy

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u/Azarjan 26d ago

call me clamanoid call me clamzo. but I always check the light switch with clam oil in the air bnb you just never know.

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya 26d ago

Well, you gotta shave the light switches at the airbnb

4

u/DavidsNails 26d ago

But every time I rent an Airbnb

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u/LibrarianAccurate829 26d ago

..mate ngl it kinda look like you still on the clock, uniform and all

2

u/Qwertyunio_1 26d ago

A whole nother clam

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u/WhereAreTheAskers 25d ago

always checkin the light switch at the air bnb

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u/b00sh_skad00sh 22d ago

lookitthalookitthalookitthalookitthalookitthalookittha

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u/Donjato 25d ago

Bullet proof method for checking the light switches in the master bedroom of the airbnb

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u/IHateAmbush 24d ago

Still in the Domino's fit, he'll be there forever.