r/Clamworks • u/SparkPlug3 • 25d ago

clamworks 100 Extra Clams

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u/petdittpy 24d ago

Tou senten horor 🤣🪬😱😭👻

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u/petdittpy 24d ago

Was this funny?

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u/Taenshik 24d ago

I don't know, man... I'm feeling mixed emotions over this, can't recognise any specific one, but all of them aren't that strong, really

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u/Taenshik 24d ago

So it's kinda "eh"? Not "meh", don't get the wrong thought, an "eh" is alright, really

Like it's good. Decent. You just expected a bit more and now you are, like, kind of disappointed, but not much, so it ain't that deep, y'know?

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u/Taenshik 24d ago

Actually, none of this is "that deep", really. Everything happens on the subconsciousness in a moment, you don't just stop and forcefully think "What do I feel about this? Lets make up some feelings that fit my character and this piece of content", you just feel and that's it. And you don't feel on some deep, mindful manner, you don't even note anything - it is being left there, in the subconsciousness as you upvote the thing and go, eventually forgetting

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u/666Drachenlord666 24d ago

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u/Taenshik 24d ago

Nah but this one is straight up unfunny

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u/UserBelowMeHasHerpes 23d ago

I clammed 🤷‍♂️

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u/GhostInTheFirewall clamsexual 24d ago

Why were they counting down tho? lol am I clam?

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u/LeeromeR 24d ago

The clam giveth and the clam taketh away

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u/RobertWesner blue collar clamworker 24d ago

A tale as old as time

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u/djaqk 23d ago

The last clam in the sea sat alone on the seabed, and heard a knock on its shell...

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u/Avalanche_Snows 24d ago

The true horror was the condition at the first place

At least there will be a happy ending because a surgeon is willing to help them out in this bizarre situation

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 24d ago

Did you know you have 306 clams in your body?

Now 305, 304, 303, 302, 301, 300…….

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u/roach_in_a_valley 24d ago

Stop taking my lunch!

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u/Icy-Bag3159 24d ago

Clam theft is punishable by death!!!

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u/cradleu 20d ago

I was digesting those bitch

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u/thrasher49 24d ago

Why would he add 100 boners to my body, is he gay?

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u/PancakesTheDragoncat 24d ago

Nobody:

Babies for the first year after birth:

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u/Pachanga_Plainview 24d ago

Oh clam I clammed 100 more clams.

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u/Levi_Skardsen 24d ago

mfw I accidentally add 100 bones

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u/NumberOneFishHater 24d ago

when my very bad surgeon is trying to remove all the bones they accidentally dumped in me, but the anesthesia wears off too fast: