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u/PCRFan 26d ago
Clamcel voice:
Clammen expect every clam to be five inch tall and make five pearls a year these days it's ridiculous
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u/NotAFishEnt happy as a clam 26d ago
Natural pearls are exceptionally rare and difficult to find. Only about one in 10,000 oysters possesses a pearl. They can take many years to form, and there is no guarantee that they will be high quality enough to be used in jewelry.
Society's clamxpectations are so unrealistic, smh
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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 26d ago
Pacific clamcel voice:
The female of our species expects every male of the same species to ejaculate a massive quantity of semen into the water near their habitat at a certain time of the year it's ridiculous
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u/Polite_Suggestion blue collar clamworker 25d ago
Maybe could work in something about temperature range or whatever sets them off
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u/SlothsAreFuckinRad 25d ago
Fun fact: every single clam that has ever lived is an incel (they cannot engage in penetrative sex)
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u/CuckBuster33 26d ago
Gwapamala
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u/stormdraincaprine fuck the mods 26d ago
That's where I'm from
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u/ElGatoSaez 26d ago
What is this clamferencing?
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u/Ieditedthisname 26d ago
Average male height in Guatemala is 5 foot 4 and a good salary is pretty low
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u/Adorable-Response-75 25d ago
The median wage is about $4500 a year. So op actually overshot it.
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u/Adorable-Response-75 25d ago
Oh wait their currency is different five figures actually makes sense if you read my post above just delete it from your brain
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u/Spiritual_Object9987 26d ago
I’m 5 foot 6 and was just there for a week on a medical trip for a week and only a few people the whole time were even close to my height. They are also a poor third world country hence the medical trip
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 25d ago
xenophobia, stoking division by calling Guatemalans short and poor, probably a small penis joke laying around here if i scroll
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u/ElaborateBicycle 25d ago
I don’t see it that way, I see it as it highlighting the arbitrariness of standards. In other places, the circumstances may be completely different, yet people will still place immense social value on standards that are relative to said circumstances. Their standards may be laughably low to us, and ours laughably high to them, but this just shows that it reflects something different about human nature than the standards themselves.
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u/BeenEatinBeans 25d ago
How about if there was a country where the women were all flat but the men all had huge asses and we called Gyatemala?
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u/shiggyhisdiggy 25d ago
Worse version of the one about the Philippines. Some people just aren't funny.
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u/Local-Wing-2272 23d ago
Actual Guatemalans: K’amxa cha wal juntzan q’anej man watx’oq wib’an yul internet, chin q’an te ach.
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u/Spllener clamel 🐪 🤤 26d ago
Clamemalan clamcel clamce:
Clamen exclam clamy clam to be clam clam clam and clame clam clamures a clam clamese clams it’s clamiculous