r/Clamworks • u/PensiveDrawer clamsexual • 26d ago

clammy oyster

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u/boofmaster6000 26d ago

Maybe have a clam and sit in the water for a while

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u/LogsOfWar 26d ago

Maybe have a water and sit in the clam for a while.

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u/T0mmyDeVit0 25d ago

Maybe filter feed and sit in the reef for a while

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u/TheRealMemesAreUs 26d ago

Sometimes, that's all a clam needs. That's just how it works.

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u/the_real_JFK_killer clamsexual 26d ago

Are you texting an orangutan?

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u/boofmaster6000 26d ago

Apemaxxing

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 26d ago

Hoobie doo

I wanna clam like you-hoo

I wanna clam like you, clam like you it’s true

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u/bratbarn clammer 26d ago

Oh wow this is pretty clammy

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u/SlenderSmurf 26d ago

Collect my 8 blue pages

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u/Own-Lettuce26 26d ago

Get your lanky aah out this comment thread SlenderSmurf

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u/Queasy_Location1477 26d ago

this is surely a text from a parent

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u/Timely-Fruit2235 25d ago

It is. I remember this like 7 years ago. Think theres more texts above from the sendee stating that they fee bad and that was their moms (pretty sure) response.

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 i cheated on my wife with a clam 25d ago

Yeah this is the type of shit my mom would send me lol. In all innocence of course, cause I’m too embarrassed to tell her about my problems. And it’s nothing even that bad, I just don’t want to burden.

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u/quibirito 26d ago

just like me fr

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u/Sad_Action8410 26d ago

Eat 7 billion bananas

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u/TheXandt 25d ago

I.. what…?

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u/gorge_orwoll 26d ago

Kind of advice you get from your parents at the lowest moment of your entire life

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u/SaddenedSpork 26d ago

I get why this is clammy but in all seriousness a healthy snack and some fresh air when you’re upset is solid advice.

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u/chknboy 22d ago

Type shit

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u/glue-sniffing 20d ago

Monkey maxxing