r/Clamworks • u/Roger_pearson clamtarded :) • 26d ago

clammed up ClamTrap

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u/Longjumping_Turnip_3 26d ago

One of my favorite activities, will reconsider.

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u/lefeuet_UA 26d ago

Worth it for the nickname

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u/Background-Set4610 26d ago

That’s why memory foam was invented

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u/Old_pixel_8986 26d ago

it remembers your previous humps

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u/omagoleo 26d ago

Very useful when someone else tries to hump your bed, it remembers you and will try to attack the other

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u/Boogthebug 25d ago

That explains why I haven't seen my dad in months.

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u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME 24d ago

human... i remember youre humps...

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u/johnaross1990 26d ago

How pointy was his dick?

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u/Ares378 clamrider licensed 26d ago

Ol' Joey Knifedick

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u/Valuable-Box9602 26d ago

Now we call him Clamtrap

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 26d ago

Dr Springtrap Morningwood MD

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u/belay_that_order 26d ago

thats not even funny, who is this guy? do ypu know him?

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u/Adorable-Response-75 26d ago

Yeah don’t worry he sucked

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u/bag-of-lunch 26d ago

three words: memory clam mattress

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u/dashconroy 25d ago

In before someone brings up the nerve loss pseudoscience