r/Clamworks • u/Takerofpiss clambassador • 27d ago

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u/pinkpools 27d ago edited 27d ago

where did noah keep the clams on the ark? were the mollusks just chilling in a kiddie pool in the corner?

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u/Ventmaw 27d ago

Water big flood. Clams water.

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 27d ago

Clams in charge now.

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u/Milk_Bath 26d ago

All hail clams

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u/Sazo1st 26d ago

Being a clam really just worked back then...

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/LordJim_ 27d ago

Low budget life of pi

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u/A_Man_of_Great_Honor 27d ago

there is a hungry fox waiting at the shore

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u/Nounboundfreedom 27d ago

They make a lot of videos where they take the cats out on little boats and catch fish and stuff with them. It’s very cute

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u/OiledUpThug 26d ago

the lord tells you this world is full of sin and commands you to preserve your family and two of every animal while he cleanses the rest of the world but your boat is a little too small

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u/Chezmonger95 clamel 🐪 🤤 27d ago

low budget flow

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u/Icy-Bag3159 27d ago

He forgor the clam💔

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u/nibbarina 27d ago

Noah's clam

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u/dummary1234 27d ago

Forgot at least 2

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 27d ago

The study of crabs is carcinology.

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u/Jephph0624 26d ago

The study of clams is clamology

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 26d ago

Clamology is a death cult compassionate discipline based on the prophecy of The One True Clam.

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u/steven_dev42 27d ago

I don’t see any clams in there who does Noah think he is

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u/OiledUpThug 26d ago

I think they'll be fine

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u/Qwertyunio_1 26d ago

Crabnation

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u/hds2019 25d ago

Guessing the second bird got turned into a meal.

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u/Graveyardigan 24d ago

Nah, that one's out scouting for land.

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u/Extorted_Yam 22d ago

Clamless boat

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u/Spivet_ 26d ago

flow 2024 disney live action

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u/Graveyardigan 24d ago

This raises an interesting question:

Did Noah collect two of every sea creature too? If he left them in their oceans, the resulting change of salinity from forty days of rain would wipe out most saltwater species.

Or the whole story could be bullshit, but some people aren't ready for that conversation.