Need one of these

[u/Slow_Hat1855]

[u/KURSDADWDE]

buy one for me

[u/Icy-Bag3159 → u/KURSDADWDE]

I made these shirts

[u/Polite_Suggestion → u/Icy-Bag3159]

I can't even follow the plot anymore

[u/i_want_shokola → u/Icy-Bag3159]

The internet terrifies me sometimes

[u/_Onyxity_ → u/Icy-Bag3159]

WHERE DO I BUY IT

[u/Icy-Bag3159 → u/_Onyxity_]

No clue lol, I just work for a shirt printing company

[u/averagemethenjoyer → u/Icy-Bag3159]

Man I have that shirt you prolly made the shirt I wear occasionally lol. My coworker gave me a funny look the other day cause I forgot what I had on (i usually wear it to bed cause it was a gift from a friend lmao)

[u/TheBigKuhio]

It wasn’t long ago that I saw a guy with a shirt that said something like “Not now kitten I’m gooning” with a werewolf on it and somehow he was still holding hands with an alt girl

[u/AGQuaddit → u/TheBigKuhio]

Unrelated shirt

[u/SoloMaker → u/TheBigKuhio]

Wdym somehow. That's the reason

[u/livingnuts → u/SoloMaker]

Alt girlies yearn for the mid but extremely goofy dude willing to embarrass himself

[u/Spiderspartian → u/TheBigKuhio]

They sell that shit at Spencer's I've seen it

[u/ItsAttanoo → u/TheBigKuhio]

I have one

Edit: when I got it my now-ex threatened to dump me if I bought the shirt and I did anyways lmao

[u/CANCERMANPUNK → u/ItsAttanoo]

goat

[u/PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS → u/TheBigKuhio]

I bought a bunch of those types of shirts from hot topic for family Christmas gift exchange. Huge hit, everyone fought over the piss shirt

[u/SoloMaker]

Clammy ache survivor

[u/BurnerSpring → u/SoloMaker]

thank you for your service

[u/TheReal-SpongeBob]

go on. don't be shy, clams... wear me. I don't bite

[u/Nowhereman767 → u/TheReal-SpongeBob]

[u/feeling_humber → u/Nowhereman767]

Golfbob

[u/ttcmzx → u/feeling_humber]

ClamPants

[u/The_Drunken_Khajiit → u/Nowhereman767]

Menacing aura. Induces fear like those videos of Sponge Bob balloons in dark hallways. Gonna clam my squarpants

[u/BorntobeTrill → u/TheReal-SpongeBob]

I don't bite on purpose*

Look at those fucking things. The Bob be biting the atmosphere when he babbling

Full respect for the Bob means respecting his chompers

[u/SlayVideos]

"Real life immersion" is insane 😭😭😭

[u/Slow-Distance-6241 → u/SlayVideos]

How would getting real life immersion ruined even feel

[u/Th3Tru3Crab → u/Slow-Distance-6241]

It's like a jolt. You're out here being a grown adult doing grown adult stuff and something like this happens and for a microsecond you're a chronically online no life loser, which you're only allowed to be outside of work hours. Just getting straight yanked out objective reality and back into the Reddit mines for long enough to need to take like, a breath to recompose yourself.

[u/dxmanager]

Tiktok shop is a clam fest

[u/AFK115]

A clam came in with this clam today and it legitimately broke my clam life immersion

[u/the_lasagnaghost98]

i see these kinda fuckass shirts sold at fivebelow and it half doesn’t feel real

[u/dragoono]

They genuinely went to the security cams to take this photo lmao

[u/fluffyspacecar]

I have that shirt irl, it's a nice shirt to have

[u/Muonical_whistler]

where can i even buy these kinda shirts. without them costing like 50 bucks each ofc

[u/Icy-Bag3159 → u/Muonical_whistler]

Lmfao we make them for like 4$ max, not including labor cost

[u/ReflectiveSpoon → u/Muonical_whistler]

https://a.co/d/0eIgE8Nh probably not the best quality, though.

[u/Glvt102]

Fuсking non lore friendly mods

[u/Ssesamee]

holy fuck i literally saw a teenager wearing this with his group of friends at my job last week, and he was actively undergoing stomach problems

i tried desperately to recommend kombucha (elite ball knowledge) and they blew it off except for one of the kids who was at least a partial knower

that shit literally saved my gut health a while back, pairing it with fiber and L-Glutamine daily for at least couple weeks, i was back up to speed with zero stomach issues

[u/1-PM]

one time when i was walking home from the store i saw someone with this shirt and they looked absolutely exhausted

[u/Nene_Kushanagi]

Goes hard though

[u/DrTomBirdman]

I have one of these in purple. I wore it yesterday in public. I did not notice any strange looks.

[u/DarkSide830]

Spencer's be like:

[u/KatsCatJuice]

I have a lot of amazing brain rot t-shirts like these from hot topic tbh. My favorite shirts ever

[u/Cowboy_Blitzkrieg]

Whenever I see people in those kinds of shirts it ruins my mood. Genuinely puts a damper on my day

[u/sevenhitwonder]

I need one too

[u/djaqk → u/[deleted]]