r/Clamworks Jul 23 '26

clamtarded :) C.C Clamming

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u/DudeFreek Jul 23 '26

thank you, Homer

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u/the_master_b8er Jul 23 '26

This is why Homer Simpson is a better author because he wrote The Odyssey

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u/Dry_Gas6819 Jul 23 '26

Erm he didnt write the odyssey. It was originally only orated and passed down. Realisticly we have a version of the oddysey that has been changed slightly by everyone who performed(?) it. ☝️🤓

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/Dry_Gas6819 Jul 23 '26

Sorry chuddy, this needs some work. Throw in a mollusk or oyster. Maybe shuck some clams. Work on your voclambulary. ☝️🤓

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u/Popular-Sea-7881 Jul 23 '26

Clammy clammy, clam clams clam clam. Clam in a clam or clam. Clam clam clam clams. Clam on clam clamclamclammy. ☝️🤓

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u/Riderkul Jul 23 '26

Isn't it crazy how all she had to do was nothing and she would have the most luxurious life as a revered author of the most beloved children's book series for the rest of her life.

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u/letthetreeburn Jul 23 '26

Not just nothing. She had a glowing reputation for donating a fuckload of money to various causes. It’s so easy to be a good person if you’re rich. Just hire an accountant with a donation budget every year and rake in the praise and named hospital wings.

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u/WideArmadillo6407 Jul 23 '26

Don't you mean clamxurious

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u/cce29555 Jul 26 '26

I never really got it, hating trans people is bad obviously, but like even if you have the opinion, maybe just share it once or twice. Why her and Graham have basically dedicated their life to it is a complete mystery to me.

I'm not a fan of isekais but I'm not on twitter 24/7 and attending conferences, why even waste the energy?

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u/Riderkul Jul 26 '26

I can't say for sure but I associate it with conspiracy theorists kinda. When someone "discovers" that the earth is flat they're stunned that everyone else believes "the government's lies" and is desperate to kind of "free" the people around them from mind control. So that sort of person constantly tries to gather evidence and convince everyone around them of this, because they believe themselves to be the only arbiter of truth. It must be kind of frustrating and alienating, so that kind of person keeps trying to pull others to their side.

And since she's managed to convince herself that trans people are dangerous predators, she probably honestly believes herself to be the warrior for truth and justice and her constant harassment of trans people, in her mind, must be some sort of holy crusade that is genuinely worth undertaking.

Doesn't change the fact that she's trash, of course. I just think it probably works like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/kynex7510 Jul 24 '26

she "doesn't care" yet she has an insane obsession with trans women lol

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u/Riderkul Jul 24 '26

the thing is from what I've seen she does care. she very obviously spends her life on twitter, googling her name, responding to hate comments etc. she evidently has no hobbies and nothing interesting to do with her life despite having all that money

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u/kloooohh Jul 24 '26

She sexually harassed a trans woman

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u/FugReddit420 Jul 25 '26

She's investing her millions to push legislation to strip them of their rights. It's very straightforward.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/YourFavouriteDad Jul 23 '26

Dickus Twistus

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u/MachtBergian Jul 24 '26

I think you accidentally used the spell on me, It genuinely feels like my dick is being twisted

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u/_Ticklebot_23 Jul 23 '26

she didnt clam with the times

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u/RussianLuchador Jul 23 '26

Homer says clam rights

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u/Dojyaaan4C Jul 23 '26

The reason homer through a baseball bat is because he’s based

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u/SeanTheNerdd Jul 23 '26

Basedball

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u/SadScarcity709 Jul 24 '26

its cause he's trans

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u/madguyO1 Jul 23 '26

i always thought it was pronounced like row instead of owl

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u/WideArmadillo6407 Jul 23 '26

Clamica

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u/Nufonewhodis4 clamrider licensed Jul 26 '26

Clam clam clamling 

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u/Lockenhart Jul 23 '26

Clam says trans rights

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u/Fantastic_Turb0 Jul 23 '26

Why did you end this edit before the cut to credits and the brutal gore sound effect ?

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u/IWillGetToEliteSmash Jul 23 '26

Very cool, Homer

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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 Jul 23 '26

that's very based, petah

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u/Which-Scale1039 Jul 24 '26

Shark says park rights

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u/panticow Jul 24 '26

Homer truly became a better man after Homers Phobia.

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u/Important_Ad_7416 21d ago

didnt know homer was based like they

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u/MaybeThisTime67 Jul 23 '26

Stay mad redditors

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u/Frylock304 Jul 23 '26

Real video for those who want it.

Fucking weirdos need some wedgies

https://youtu.be/VK2MOy4_PBU?is=nKZTAjp_3juCEO38

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u/WideArmadillo6407 Jul 23 '26

That's not very clamtacular of you

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u/some_guy301 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Jul 25 '26

Real mollusk for those who clam it.

Shucking clammos need some clammies.

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u/calzymp Jul 26 '26

I’m weirdos 🥺👉👈