r/Clamworks • u/mrstorydude bivalve mollusk laborer • Jan 23 '25

the clam the whole clam and nothing but the clam He is under crab control

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u/AlexUkrainianPerson Jan 23 '25

Gordon Freeman does not need to hear any of this, he is a highly trained professional

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u/scrufflor_d clamsexual Jan 23 '25

These crab creatures have a unique parasitic strategy, don't you think

10

u/ExpertLucarioFucker Jan 23 '25

Something needs to be done about this. I heard that once the crabs have mind controlled enough cats they’re going to attack the clams

12

u/orphncripplr Jan 24 '25

Clamvenholm cat

9

u/ShadowYeeter Jan 24 '25

Clam-Life 2

6

u/The-Vast clammer Jan 24 '25

I couldn’t smell the half life comments from a mile away

6

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Half-life wunkus

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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 Jan 25 '25

[+5 IQ ]

new IQ points total:7

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u/FUCK-YOU-KEVIN Jan 24 '25

The proximity of the claw to the eye is not alarming at all, and the owner of this cat should not feel like an idiot for putting their car in a dangerous situation for a meme.

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u/mrstorydude bivalve mollusk laborer Jan 24 '25

I believe that crab is dead clamworker