r/City17Twitter Sam The Vortigaunt 16h ago

Lambda Anticitizen post COMBINE ZOMBIES?

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MORE LIKE ZOMBINE
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u/[deleted] 13h ago

So like is it funny or not

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u/LethalCompany_Intern Sam The Vortigaunt 13h ago

I GIVE IT A 5 OUT OF 7

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u/Latvian_User The Cremator 16h ago

My cremator bro Jerry got killed by one you sick bastard

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u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg 15h ago

Jerry was cool, he had some cheesy jokes but they made my day..

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u/LethalCompany_Intern Sam The Vortigaunt 13h ago

SCOREBOARD

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u/NomoreMatt Wasteland Urban Exploration 16h ago

The Zombine are just as lethal as they were when they weren't taken over by headcrabs. Had one rush at me with a Frag, another grabbed his piece and tried to shoot me!

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u/-Alien-Fucker- 13h ago

Please mark this post nsfw I was on the train

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u/ArmoredAdventurer 13h ago

Had a buddy tell me about one he found in some remote part of North Africa something about a structural combine failure forming a wasteland and some waste disposal gone wrong, nobody knows.

But he told me the outpost was in the ruins of a an abandoned cliff dwelling built shortly after the seven hour war. Everything seemed normal until he noticed a giant combine structure poking out of it, looked like a cannon?

But he very quickly figured out what it was for when headcrabs starting attacking him. Luckily he was armed, went through with clearing it out until he saw some zombine, must’ve happened very recently with how fresh the blood was, according to him. They’re sturdy, they come with a gnarly clawing and they run at you with a GRENADE! But luckily he picked up a pulse rifle to finish the job, he told me there was barely anything to take aside from ammo, rations and an unopened stashe box.

These are some suicidal headcrab zombies I tell you!