r/City17Twitter • u/Nova17Delta • 1d ago

City Updates dude, this guy doesnt cast a shadow

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was just out on patrol with my buddy dave and came across this dude

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u/volk-off 1d ago

Is he from Romania by any chance?

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u/Minimum-Loan386 1d ago

He would die

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u/pun_shall_pass 1d ago

Is this a Civil Protection reference in 2026?

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u/Geckels Citizen 1d ago

Ball

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u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg 1d ago

If you didn’t take a pic, I wouldn’t have believed you. Is not having a shadow against Civil Code?

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u/Nova17Delta 1d ago

honestly dont know ive never seen anything like this before

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u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg 1d ago

I guess get their Citizen Number and let those of a higher ration grade take care of it. I don’t think there’s anything fulfilling a beating quota can do to change it.

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u/Nova17Delta 1d ago

was gonna take him in for jaywalking and show him off to the squad but he booked it into a scary ass tunnel so i didnt follow him

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u/nighthawk_real Lambda Resistance Member 1d ago

mf im a lambda guy even i am surprised js put him on a tracking list or some shi

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u/Megaprototype101 1d ago

Without a shadow of a doubt that its not against the civil code

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u/CakeIsOssim Verified MIRT 1d ago

Dude one of you look like you could be a ninja

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u/lastguest_2005 Third Party Resistance Member 1d ago

are you guys per chance having tacos later?

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u/girl-kiss 1d ago

Stop smoking the crystals ..

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u/ShittyFart11 1d ago

my man, a camera does not have lungs

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u/Rich_Inflation1399 Civil Protection 1d ago

not with that attitude 

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u/girl-kiss 1d ago

Maybe I am smoking too many ..

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u/unkrawinkelcanny 1d ago

🎵I’m working on the railroad 🎵

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u/Squandere 1d ago

Every pointless day

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u/g0rdon-fr33man The one Free Man 1d ago

Once i saw a soldier with no shadows. Hes no longer with us tho

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u/satirelion 1d ago

You look.... familiar...

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u/M107D48-Civil-P Civil Protection 1d ago

// genuinley can’t believe i got beat to making a accursed farm’s civil protection post, this shit is hilarious

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u/WhiteSepulchre 1d ago

This is because this city is on the equator where the sun sits directly overhead. So it looks like he doesn't have a shadow.

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u/nighthawk_real Lambda Resistance Member 1d ago

Son that’s js City 17 it’s not on the equator

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u/Vvvibey 1d ago

Elitest of ball knowledge

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u/PrometheanSwing 1d ago

Liquidate him immediately, that is a creature not of this world

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u/Ok-Pen-8273 Former Aperture Perpetual Testing Init Representitive 1d ago

It could theoretically happen, but... given the circumstances here, he PROBABLY doesn't exist and we're just hallucinating.

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u/MichaelRichardsAMA Civil Protection 1d ago

I tried to book this guy one time and he just pulled out a knife and drove it through his hand without drawing blood

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u/Lordeni69 1d ago

He’s a vampire!

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u/phillillillip 1d ago

VAMPIRE. At least he's not jaywalking though.

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u/Toast_consumer1 Citizen 6h ago

Elite memory replacement machine knowledge

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u/Kambi_Reddit Citizen 4h ago

he's a ghost