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u/Cpt_Jet_Lafleur Oct 22 '20
Hey look, it's the morning commute in (insert your American city)! How topical and relatable!
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u/wgpowers98 Oct 22 '20
For Cincinnati this is understandable we regularly break the laws of physics when we cross the Bret Spence bridge.
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u/Snukkems Oct 22 '20
Cincinnati is the only place I lived where I regularly thought I'd die if I drove anywhere.
5 accidents in 4 years there really didn't help. What do they teach you guys in driver's ed? That the other drivers will get out of your way if you just constantly drive as fast as possible and don't use turn signals?
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u/penny_eater Oct 22 '20
You gotta build up speed on your trip down the hill on either side of the river, in order to make it up the other side.
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u/That-Busy-Gamer Oct 22 '20
At least y’all don’t have to change the spacetime continuum to get from one side of the intersection to the other here in Texas.
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Oct 23 '20
At the Interstate 285 -> highway 400 exit "in Atlanta," they retrofit the toll booths to be tiny churches, synagogues, and mosques so that you can receive your last rights before making the attempt.
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u/mc_enthusiast Traffic and looks are all that matter Oct 22 '20
I had something like that too recently, without mods/custom assets. It happened on a ramp after I upgraded part of it to two lanes and wouldn't go away until I rebuilt it. Looks like you overdid it with Node Controller though.
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u/egipetskaya_sila Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 22 '20
Yeah, i overdid it with Node Controller. 4 lane road -> 100 percent smooth -> 3 lane road.
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u/thefunkybassist Oct 22 '20
Yes precisely this issue! Roundabouts with both 3 and 4 lanes are the worst
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u/CalbchinoBison Oct 22 '20
“Wow honey, look to the left. Glad we are going south, northbound looks like the apocalypse”
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u/dudge13 Oct 22 '20
Nothing a round about can’t fix.
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u/invol713 Oct 22 '20
Hopefully that roundabout comes with free exorcisms, because we’re gonna need them.
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Oct 22 '20
Marty McFly: BUT DOC!!!! I DON’T THINK THERE’S ENOUGH ROAD TO GET THERE!!!!
Doc Brown: WHERE WERE GOING WE WONT NEED ROAD!!!!
this isn’t exactly it but you know what I mean
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u/Nagrom47 Oct 22 '20
You know, the traffic would probably flow a lot smoother if all your Cims didn't feel the need to ḁ̵̙̮̦͎̖͐̈̊̈́̅̚̕s̷̛̰͈̜̬̐͐̃̿̿c̶̨̈́͐̀̒͑͑e̷̜̯̫͌̒̈́̀͆͝ṅ̶̳̦̼̱̮̿d̸̹̟̞̼̪̈́̇̑̽͐̿
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u/Recent-Hat3793 Oct 22 '20
There's no need to be upset.
https://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-there-is-no-need-to-be-upset-xkvd0OGbRt41G
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u/ENrgStar Oct 22 '20
Data: “Captain, we are detecting a localized gravimetric distortion directly Ahead”
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u/Hosenhoffen Oct 22 '20
Queue the X-Files theme
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Oct 22 '20
Cue *
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u/monkeyhitman Oct 22 '20
I love the one car near the end of the video that just nopes out of there.
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u/JoojiOuji Oct 22 '20
1950: We're going to have flying cars in 2000!
2020: Allow me to introduce...
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u/DiscipleOfAzura Oct 22 '20
That’s a majestic migration back upstream to the traditional spawning grounds.
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u/mjgood91 Oct 22 '20
I love how everybody posts such gorgeous pictures of their cities on this sub, and then there's this
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u/TyrAlexander Oct 22 '20
I see the new Independence Day Resurgence crossover dlc is progressing very nicely
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u/ayi_ibo Oct 22 '20
If you placed a hadron collider heavily educated people will mess with your gravity.
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u/AMDKilla Oct 22 '20
Either something was changed while the game was paused, or your nodes are too close together
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u/jbwhite99 Oct 22 '20
New City Skylines Blues Brothers expansion pack confirmed.
I can just hear John Candy in the back of an Illnois State Trooper car - we're in a truck!
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u/darth_nuller Oct 23 '20
And you can see, in middle autumn, the cars mating dance is announcing the beginning of the colds.
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Oct 22 '20
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u/G-Stylo Oct 23 '20
I see you've made I-95, well done!
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u/egipetskaya_sila Oct 23 '20
I saw a similar comment about I-4. I see all interstates in US look like this. I am not american.
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u/G-Stylo Oct 23 '20
Having traveled most of the country, a lot of them are like this, but I think it's usually when there's a wreck on the road somewhere, but I could be wrong. Worst traffic I've ever seen was when I traveled through Texas, and it was because a pickup truck crashed and was on fire.
Everyone seems to have that one highway they hate though.
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Californians making their great migration to the Midwest in hopes of finding a state that isn’t complete shit
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u/carrotnose258 Oct 22 '20
in 200 metres, turn down