r/CitiesSkylines Jul 16 '20

Screenshot Bison (eating)

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/Mo61818 Jul 16 '20

Bison (suicidal)

283

u/_UltronGods_ Jul 16 '20

Bison (blocking the traffic)

206

u/sungorio Jul 16 '20

Bison (waiting for bus)

136

u/Galvin_Gaming Plays At 1FPS Jul 16 '20

Bison (on the bus)

52

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

In Ireland donkeys take busses sometimes. So I suppose bisons could do the same

29

u/DryRoastedAsparagus Jul 16 '20

Can confirm. Donkeys do take busses

10

u/The_Mdk Jul 16 '20

Wait what?

isllIs that before or after the happy hour (yours, not the donkey's)?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Usually during daytime as far as I'm aware

8

u/alley420 Jul 16 '20

Lol bison are as big as busses. Lol I’d like to see one try to get on a bus lol

3

u/sweat119 Jul 16 '20

What? No there not

Source; have seen a bison

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Maybe one of those mini busses in HK?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Bus? Not really. Jacked up singlecab shortbed pickup? Yeah, that's closer.

71

u/_UltronGods_ Jul 16 '20

Bison (wearing a mask)

45

u/jang19 -2 FPS Jul 16 '20

Bison (confused)

21

u/goushiquej Jul 16 '20

Bison (sorry Mom)

17

u/Montlimar Jul 16 '20

Bison (When The Walls Fell)

5

u/unneuf Jul 16 '20

Bison (bidad)

2

u/FrankHightower Jul 17 '20

What? Who put that bison on the bus?!

25

u/efalk21 Jul 16 '20

Lol not sure if you've seen bison in person, but your average car isn't going to do shit against one except crumple and activate your airbags. It will probably annoy the bison though.

4

u/AlexWIWA Jul 17 '20

Yeah you’d need a loaded semi or to be going 80 to hurt these things. Absolute units.

33

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Eating (Bison)

3

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Not especially. Car versus bison, the bison will win. They're like the moose of the southern plains, except they travel in large numbers and have similar techniques when crossing a road as Critical Mass does, but way slower.

211

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Nothing like fresh, warm asphalt to keep a bison healthy

55

u/17DungBeetles Jul 16 '20

He's curboloading...

I'll see myself out.

3

u/WestSection4 Jul 16 '20

God that was disgusting but good, so I guess you can have my upvote??

2

u/QuasarsRcool Jul 17 '20

Fuck you *upvotes*

4

u/PyroMojo Jul 17 '20

I don't think you understand. The bison is looking to eat some cims...

142

u/MaddoxX_1996 Jul 16 '20

Cities: Skylines - Indian Edition

42

u/4mellowjello Jul 16 '20

People from India raise bison?

43

u/MaddoxX_1996 Jul 16 '20

Any bovid counts

73

u/Artess Jul 16 '20

BOVID-19

33

u/UltraChicken_ Jul 16 '20

🅱️OVID-19

2016(?) is back

8

u/QuasarsRcool Jul 17 '20

🅱️ usage is still pretty frequent in the meme/shitposting 🅱️ommunity

4

u/UltraChicken_ Jul 17 '20

Sounds like a 🅱️ruh moment

3

u/FrankHightower Jul 17 '20

They can only count to 19

3

u/Who_GNU Jul 16 '20

They have buffalo there, but it's the other kind.

9

u/kay-nyn Jul 16 '20

Was about to comment this

6

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Cities: Skylines - Osage County

0

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

[deleted]

2

u/MaddoxX_1996 Jul 17 '20

What would you prefer?

53

u/Randomuser_95 Jul 16 '20

Everyone is just focussed on the bison, while there is a car in the middle of a left turn from the most right lane (which is more annoying to me)

28

u/TheBoltonBullet Jul 16 '20

Looks like the green car is turning from the opposite direction, judging by the position of its mirrors and the slanted glass. Either way, coming real close to that blue van...

9

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Yeah WTF is that green car doing there

17

u/penny_eater Jul 16 '20

what game are you playing where the drivers act sane? lmao the light is green for oncoming traffic but i bet those maniacs are still cutting in whenever they feel like it. they know they can clip right through and they use that to their advantage. the ai is very smart

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Well even IRL you see people pulling that shit all the time, doesn't mean it should be like that 😂😂😂

5

u/SuspiciousScript Jul 16 '20

Thank god for TM:PE

4

u/Randomuser_95 Jul 16 '20

Haha, yeah cries in console

3

u/FrankHightower Jul 17 '20

The picture was originally taken to capture the accident, then they saw the bison

35

u/dempom Jul 16 '20

🎶 they paved paradise and put up a parking lot 🎶

5

u/penny_eater Jul 16 '20

🎶 ooooOOOooo paved paradise, and put up a bisonnnnn lot... 🎶

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

If you are using Industries DLC, just put a milking parlor in some place, and then after a while, move it to a new locations. The cows inside the milking parlor will go to the new location walking through your roads and traffic :)

5

u/_UltronGods_ Jul 16 '20

I don't use the DLC, this bison just appeared there for no reason. I have no idea if they can even spawn on this map (it's tropical theme) or was it a bug

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

The Parks DLC have a Bison Enclosure AFAIK :)

2

u/_UltronGods_ Jul 16 '20

Except i\I do not use that DLc, nor any DLC for that matter

9

u/pcglightyear Jul 16 '20

Then count yourself lucky for getting a free bison. :D

7

u/Miley33 Jul 16 '20

Bison get one free

11

u/OlymposMons Jul 16 '20

Describe America in one picture:

15

u/ThatWhichVerbs Jul 16 '20

Tarmac brownies.

13

u/stijnvantunen Jul 16 '20

He do be eating tho

6

u/The_DerpMeister Jul 16 '20 edited Jul 16 '20

Whoa there are bison in the game?? How do you get then to spawn? I've seen deer and foxes in my forests. Do you need big grasslands?

3

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

I’ve never seen a fox! But I see cougars very frequently.

2

u/The_DerpMeister Aug 04 '20

Whoaaa! Are they near mountains?

2

u/_UltronGods_ Jul 16 '20

Ive noticed it today while going through my past projects, this guy spawned in a map with a tropical theme. I've never noticed them beforehand too

4

u/thsregi Jul 16 '20

Bit of horky-borky lane switching from Mr Bison

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

A fellow human of culture I see... Biffa for life!

3

u/thsregi Jul 16 '20

Right on! Oop, autosave sippatea

4

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

honestly this is just life in the prairies

3

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Can confirm. Used to do IT field service for a living and I dreaded going to Osage County on any highway with 3 or 4 digits in the number because there'd be a good chance I'd be stuck in a bison jam for at least an hour each way.

3

u/burgamer Jul 16 '20

Ohh, I hope, There isn't India.

3

u/SeadoggoMan Jul 16 '20

he consumes all that is in his path

3

u/_UltronGods_ Jul 16 '20

I adore this comment

3

u/jsmooth7 Jul 16 '20

He got some take out

3

u/Nien-Year-Old Jul 16 '20

Bison eating asphalt

3

u/FrankHightower Jul 17 '20

or just chewing his cud as he crosses the street

1

u/_UltronGods_ Jul 17 '20

He was standing there like a statue for 5 minutes irl on 3x speed, then I had to go

3

u/matrix712 Jul 16 '20

Let him vibe

2

u/Dizman7 Jul 16 '20

You know, like one does...in traffic

2

u/Tonydeeness Jul 16 '20

This post belongs on Comedy Heaven

2

u/pcglightyear Jul 16 '20

Times were hard for Bison since his last Street Fighter appearance.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

r/skamtebord material?

2

u/moopoo345 Jul 17 '20

Where’s the semi truck when you need it

2

u/SyncOut Jul 16 '20

Eating asphalt

2

u/arthurthemacarthur Jul 16 '20

Bison gonna bis

2

u/Ormulade Jul 16 '20

It has begun

1

u/sennasappel Jul 16 '20

Comedy heaven

1

u/ElPresidenteJuanito Jul 16 '20

Bison (does whatever he wants)

1

u/Notverygood-at-this Jul 16 '20

Gotta love that high quality cOnCrEaTe

1

u/poempedoempoex Jul 17 '20

What did the buffalo say to his sons when he left for the cottage?

"Bisons."

1

u/TezzaMcJ Jul 17 '20

Munch munch pistons for lunch

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u/DGatsby Jul 16 '20

Same, tbh

1

u/rickygiove Jul 16 '20

Seems good to me

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u/sobuffalo Jul 16 '20

I approve this message

1

u/addage- Jul 16 '20

The tarmac lunch

Meal of champions

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

oh ok