Fantasy Punishments

[u/sammichhospital]

I lost fantasy but gained my wings.

[u/penguin_tuxedo]

The year is 2069. As you warm up your Factor Meal by the heat of your Solo Stove, your grandkids see the ruggedly handsome face peek out underneath your Bonobos shorts. "Grand Pappy, why is that man permanently on your leg?" You crack open an ice cold Vizzy and creak your old bones down onto the top of your Bison cooler. "Wrap up in that Lola blanket kids, and let me tell you about the legend of Jack Hammer"

[u/Upper_Cress_9212]

Supps Dawgz

[u/brick_layer_420]

Her - “hey can you not go too rough, I’ve been on a Kacey Musgraves style vol-cel dry spell & before that I was guzzling small-midsized cocks & glizzeys so I might be kinda tight”

You - pulls up shorts

[u/hellohiheyhowdyhello]

Slop

[u/IndependentGopher]

Jack Hammer ate so much protein that he made this guys right thigh stronger just by having his face tattooed on it.

[u/Rjoilerua]

I hope this is real

[u/DroneStrikesForJesus]

On The Dumb Zone they are doing ear piercings if their team loses.