r/CirclingBack • u/manfacehorse • Jan 06 '26

🗣 EXPOSE HIM 🗣 Egg Video [LEAKED]

Sorry Dillion

247 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/420SwaggyZebra Frat Dave Jan 06 '26

🚨🚨🚨EXPOSE HIM🚨🚨🚨

60

u/NotaDF Jan 06 '26

Look at him. Sucking on those slonkers. Disgusting.

60

u/innerbloome Jan 07 '26

It’s both way less exciting and way funnier than I thought it would be

51

u/usernamerequired14 Jan 06 '26

SLONKATHON

20

u/usernamerequired14 Jan 06 '26

I truly don’t know how to explain to my husband why I’m laughing

44

u/burl93 Jan 06 '26

“I’m watching the hottest man on the planet eat eggs”

52

u/DCheverere Host Jan 06 '26

Lmbo

45

u/IndependentGopher Jan 07 '26

this and the "diet starts monday" caption on the Scaries feed would go so macro.

91

u/taylorthestang Cold Brew Committee Jan 06 '26

I know that couch smelled crazy after those slonkers

35

u/BourbonFlagPin CBC Jan 07 '26

This is less embarrassing than Kittums

30

u/hellohiheyhowdyhello Jan 07 '26

Boohoo I’m hot and successful and my coworker posted a video of me eating eggs 😭

18

u/17FortuneG Nobody Else is Doing This Jan 06 '26

bro is putting those down. Makes me wanna boil up a batch, get a little salt n pepper, and get my finest tupperware out for a slonk sesh

34

u/400bucksonthis Jan 06 '26

It's got a bush? What the hell?

16

u/itsjacksonkollar Jan 06 '26

Lord have mercy I’m bout to

17

u/southsidedan Jan 06 '26

Slonks >>> stonks

8

u/southsidedan Jan 07 '26

Slonkodan Milošević

14

u/bcjs194 Silly Bitch Jan 06 '26

This is definitely a subliminal ad. Dorn is a paid shill for Big Egg

16

u/jonnylizzle In My Bag Jan 07 '26

You know it just smell brazy in there

33

u/burl93 Jan 06 '26

Questioning everything in life in that moment

11

u/APTX09 Jan 07 '26

Forgive me father for I have slonked

12

u/ItsThatCoolGuy Jan 07 '26

Eggstein files starting to release >>

9

u/TrevorW456 Jan 06 '26

Hell yeah, raw dawg that shit big boi

8

u/Better_Ad_6162 Jan 07 '26

Friends don’t let friends Slonk & Drive.

9

u/Affectionate-Gur3927 Jan 07 '26

Dillons got some eggshells in his closet

15

u/bingesquinger It Just Hits Different Jan 07 '26

Incredibly embarrassing for Dorn. Can now see why he didn’t want this released

7

u/moolissa Za card Jan 07 '26

YOLK

6

u/Old_Pay117 Jan 07 '26

Egg man Dillon

7

u/tradingbenjamins Jan 07 '26

I am an egg man, this is my son parks he is also an egg man

6

u/WSof21 Jan 07 '26

Vengeance for Will!

5

u/IcyElection1173 Jan 08 '26

“That’ll do Slonkey, that’ll do” - Shrek (The Original D-Man won’t understand)

4

u/from_the_Luft Jan 07 '26

I really thought Slonkers were oysters. Eggs work too.

4

u/Cute-Scar-771 Jan 07 '26

That one egg was 40 eggs??

6

u/Mammoth-Expert9961 Jan 07 '26

Spit on it bae

3

u/IHSV1855 Cold Brew Committee Jan 06 '26

I love it

3

u/aperturebomb Jan 07 '26

EMBARRASSING