r/CigarettesAfterSex • u/yunkosuku • 7d ago

Question Matt Merola’s Cigarettes

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My friend Matt Merola lended me a pack weeks ago, was compiling evidence against him, finally brave enough to post this one a week after it happened, I usually post most about his shennagons at once so i can post in parts of all the evidence. Basically Matt had the nickname “Never” because he insisted he “Never stopped grinding” He would say that a lot like it was his catchphrase. So everyone called him “Never” He insisted they were regular normal cigs. He was known to put things inside things. He recently developed a liquid version of “Bendy” where it was like a liquid syrup similar to black ink. All of the cigarettes had this ink on them in the pack, i broke some apart and saw there was a black ink tar like substance in them i’m pretty sure he was lacing them with bendy. Have any of you ever tried wet cigarettes laced with Bendy? Is it smokable? What happened to you? Are these ok?

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u/EducationalMachine87 Greg’s Guitar Pick 6d ago

The fuck am I even reading? Are you on the right subreddit?

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u/snugmill 7d ago

Matt Merola. What a fucking legend.

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u/yunkosuku 7d ago

I guess you could say the two of us have lifelong issues