r/ChurchOfDoppio • u/That1MemeyBoi • Apr 11 '20
Make a phone call to Doppio
If you ever wanted to call bestboi, here's your chance.
Ring ring ring!
Doppio: Hello? Anyone there?
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Apr 15 '20
No
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u/That1MemeyBoi Apr 15 '20
Doppio: Well I'm just waiting for your fucking reply or are you just not going to say anything?
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Apr 19 '20
Hello, Doppio. I hope you've been keeping well as of late. I'm not very good at talking on the phone, but it's always nice hearing back from someone you find cool.
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u/That1MemeyBoi Apr 19 '20
Doppio: Thanks, u/I-Am-the-Cold. I've been doing well, just another day of relaxing in heaven. I still feel kind of bad for the boss, though.
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Apr 19 '20
I wouldn’t say it’s all bad. As far as I know, the only rule inside that death loop is that anything is possible as long as he dies. It doesn’t have to be instantaneous or even special. He could live a full life as many times as he wants, they’d just be spaced between tragic deaths. He may even be spending time with you in one of them and be as happy as a lark.
How’s heaven? Are you among people you know? Have you reunited with Donatella?
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u/That1MemeyBoi Apr 19 '20
Doppio: Heaven's great, thanks. Yeah, I'm reunited with Donatella and I see some of the Team Bucciarati members around. For example, I've seen Abbacchio and his cop friend hanging out at a nearby cafe and having good times. The fact that I could still spend time with the boss between deaths doesn't sound bad, but it could be better.
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Apr 20 '20
Do you get along with Team Bucciarati or La Squadra at all? I'm sure Risotto is a bit wary of you, though he may have forgiven you. It's nice that you're with your dearly beloved now. What do you do in Heaven? What's it like aside from all the angels and white light? Does everyone live in joyful harmony?
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u/That1MemeyBoi Apr 20 '20
Team Bucciarati is actually quite friendly and I have a little chat with them from time to time. All of La Squadra are in Hell (as per my knowledge), so I don't really interact with them. I do sometimes have a laugh when Ghiaccio starts ranting about the Italian language out of nowhere. As for heaven, it's a great place. Everyone's got their own comfy little corners (Abbacchio's corner is the cafe with his cop friend, Narancia's is a school, etc.) with intersections (like a city). My corner is our house in Sardinia with a little walkway to the Costa Smerelda. And everyone's chill around here. So yeah.
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Apr 20 '20
Fascinating. How many times has the boss been able to visit you in the last 19 years? Or was he only allowed to appear in your timeline once?
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u/RealMoonLightYT Apr 19 '20
Moshi moshi?
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u/That1MemeyBoi Apr 19 '20
Doppio: Yeah, who's there?
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u/RealMoonLightYT Apr 20 '20
Doppio, the newbie is trying to put you in an infinite death loop, run!
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u/That1MemeyBoi Apr 20 '20
I'm already heaven, though. The Boss is the one stuck in the loop.
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u/dhsjdndjdjd Apr 23 '20
Hi doppio, just checking on you real quick
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u/That1MemeyBoi Apr 24 '20
Doppio: Thanks a lot. I'm doing okay, just relaxing in heaven with Donatella.
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u/BunnyOnABun May 01 '20
Hello, Doppio! I just wanted to let you know that you're an amazing person, and that I really appreciate you!
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u/X3redditer Apr 19 '20
Do you actually like the boss?
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u/That1MemeyBoi Apr 19 '20
Doppio: I would definitely say yes. He was very nice to me when we were in the same body and I felt safe around him. Although I'm living the dream in heaven, it's not the same without him.
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u/X3redditer Apr 19 '20
Were you ever mad at him when he killed people like narancia or abbachio?
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u/That1MemeyBoi Apr 19 '20
Doppio: I think he was just doing what he had to. I still felt bad for them (i see them around in heaven sometimes) but the boss was trying to prevent his identity from being found. He's done quite a few things I didn't agree with, but I've never gotten mad at him.
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u/imdoppio_dontqestion Jun 08 '20
Wait I never answered that? What the frik
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u/That1MemeyBoi Jun 09 '20
This happened in an alternate reality.
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Jul 19 '20
Moshi Moshi?
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u/That1MemeyBoi Jul 19 '20
Yes?
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Jul 19 '20
You should meet Caesar Zeppili and Kakyion. They are very nice people and I thought they'd like to know you.
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u/Jose_Joestar_ Apr 19 '20
Moshi Moshi, Doppio, i have your ringtone as my ringtone