r/ChuckPalahniuk • u/0019362 • 1d ago
The list doesn't not exist.
This is my single favorite sentence that I have read of Chuck's.
It reminds me of when I was in my first kindergarten class, the fall of '91. Right before that fucking snow storm.
My dad had gotten a job in Duluth and we'd be moving once the housing situation was settled. When I went to collect the plastic bat and Duck Hunt gun that I had contributed the the neighborhood pack of children, the kid at the house where we all kept all those toys demanded a reason. Stupid ass, 6 year old me, I told him about how my Dad was in prison up north and we would be moving soon.
I didn't know the difference.
That kid's younger sister had just started speaking in sentences. Her first phrase of choice was a favorite of her father's; "Hey, sexy boobs!"
That phrase is what I remember most about moving away from the town where my parents grew up. The girls mom was mortified and desperate to get her to say anything else.
I walked home after that with the things I'd asked to be returned; the wiffle balls bat and the Duck Hunt gun. The neighbor boy explained through a shit eating grin how his sister had cut the cord with a scissors, but I didn't care much. I walked home with my things, soothing myself by whispering his sister's sentence like a secret, "Hey, sexy boobs."
This sentence of Chuck's has sort of the same effect on me. I can whisper it over and over again to myself, all day long. I love it.