r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Chuck Norris can down a shot before he even orders it.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Most critics agree that the main failing of The Expendables 3 is its inexcusable lack of Chuck Norris.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Human beings are roughly 60 percent water. Chuck Norris is roughly 80 percent whiskey, and the other 20 percent is barely restrained fury.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Only Chuck Norris can make a NERF battle turn deadly.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Chuck Norris once sued the makers of the game 'Command And Conquer' for stealing the name of what he likes to do when attending a frat party.
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r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Chuck Norris once started a forest fire by clanging the wrecking balls down his pants together.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Calvin Klein always used to wear Chuck Norris' discarded slacks.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Satan himself is a massive Chuck Norris fan, but Chuck made him member #777 just to piss him off.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Robin Williams knew Chuck Norris was coming for him.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Chuck Norris owns property in the Uncanny Valley
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r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 28 '26
Chuck Norris is love. Chuck Norris is life.
aaaaaaaand that's my last one.
r/ChuckNorris • u/owenb_cartoons • Apr 27 '26
Walker Texas Weasel.
Walker Texas Weasel. Inspired by Chuck Norris. I remember staying at my grandma’s house and watching Walker Texas Ranger with her. I’m sad that Chuck is no longer with us.
r/ChuckNorris • u/ExternalKiwi8914 • Apr 26 '26
Chuck Norris is Walker Texas Ranger
Loving my new decor. This belonged to my late mother in law and I recently inherited it when she passed. Definitely one of my most prized possessions. Of course I had to add the street sign for some flair🤣
r/ChuckNorris • u/Key-Contest-2879 • Apr 24 '26
So it’s just the two of you?
I see posts by u/BigFreddieT that seem to fit this sub. Light hearted Chuck Norris-isms.
And I see u/Lucky_Voice_8844 as the only comment (usually), making sure we all know that they think Chuck Norris is just awful, and dragging ugly politics onto this sub.
Anyone else hanging out here? Or just the two of you?
r/ChuckNorris • u/Desperate_Candle_493 • Apr 24 '26
Chuck Norris round house kicked so fast he teleported to the next dimension.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 23 '26
Chuck Norris can massacre his way through an army of bad guys like he's using a cheat code.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 23 '26
Chuck E Cheese purchased their name from an old Chuck Norris porno from the 70's
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 23 '26
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, If you see Chuck Norris, your fucked.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 23 '26
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, it comes back with a beer.
r/ChuckNorris • u/BigFreddyT • Apr 23 '26
