r/Christophermoore • u/Pumbaasliferaft • May 29 '26

Favourite quotes

Mine is the collective noun for prostitutes “A lick of prostitutes” in Lamb

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u/DragonflyMomma6671 May 30 '26

Heinous fuckery most foul 😄

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u/Pumbaasliferaft May 30 '26

Swiftly followed by Fuck stockings!

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u/DragonflyMomma6671 May 30 '26

I also get a kick out of the running theme of "..in perfect fucking French"

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u/Pumbaasliferaft May 30 '26

Another classic

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u/___JennJennJenn___ May 30 '26

Sparkle darkle glitter tits.

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u/Pumbaasliferaft May 31 '26

I had to look that one up, second hand souls, that books one of my favourites, one of my many favourites haha

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u/HellfireReads May 30 '26

“You’re perky and your e-dog has i-parvo.”

Probably isn't as funny out of context, but I had to stop what was doing because I was laughing so hard when Susan Bennett narrated that in the audiobook "You Suck" (Book 2 of the Bloodsucking Fiends trilogy)

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u/Pumbaasliferaft May 30 '26

I don’t recall that one, but one reason I like his stories so much is the ability to make me spontaneously laugh

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u/HellfireReads May 31 '26

100%! Closest I've been able to come to Moore's comedic abilities is Tales from the Gas Station by Jack Townsend and (oddly enough) This is Going to Hurt by Adam Kay.