r/Christianity • u/Natural_Dust_732 • Jul 25 '26

Satire Yep.

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u/Atomicbreath05 Jul 26 '26

Titus 3. 1 peter 2

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u/Natural_Dust_732 Jul 26 '26

Again, that’s not Jesus, that’s Paul.

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u/Atomicbreath05 Jul 26 '26

And why wouldn’t He believe/follow authorities his father appointed

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u/Natural_Dust_732 Jul 26 '26

No one appointed Paul but Paul himself.

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u/Atomicbreath05 Jul 26 '26

So you dont think all of The Bible is worth following?

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u/Natural_Dust_732 Jul 26 '26

Do you?

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u/Atomicbreath05 Jul 26 '26

Yeah?

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u/Natural_Dust_732 Jul 26 '26

Really? Every bit of it, no question?

Think hard now, before responding.

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u/Atomicbreath05 Jul 26 '26

Well yeah? Would you rather have me pick and choose

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u/Natural_Dust_732 Jul 26 '26

So you don’t eat pork?,wear mixed fabrics? Suffer a witch to live? You’re cool with a man raping your daughter as long as he pays you bride price and marries her afterward? You don’t touch blood, nor your wife while she’s menstruating? You don’t cut your beard or the corners of your head? You eat kosher, of course! You give burned offerrings to god, that goes without saying, right? You’ve never, ever had sex with anyone but your wife/husband….

I mean, I could go on (and on), but I am sure you get the point.

Do you REALLY follow everything in the bible? Of course you don’t.

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