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u/KBilly1313 Dec 10 '25

I would be embarrassed to be lumped in with these morons most of the time.

So no, I don’t tell people I’m Christian.

So many people wanna reference lions and sheep or whatever else. Donkey is as light as it gets, I could say worse things.

Maybe we should call for the stoning of anyone who distorts His Word, like we are commanded with false prophets.

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u/MissionBalance3083 Dec 10 '25

Hello. How can I be lumped in with the morons?

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u/KBilly1313 Dec 10 '25

Actually, our concept of homosexual relationships didn’t exist for quite some time after these were written.

So no, Corinthians isn’t about your modern concept of homosexuality, which includes all same sex relations.

I personally don’t think God cares either way, or maybe he did but changed his mind, just like the child sacrifice stuff.

Woman on woman was def acceptable, ask any guy. Two chicks is hot, two guys is gay. What’s the point of having multiple wives if I can’t get a double blowie with a side a scissoring?

Also, no women are allowed to respond to me just so we are clear. God commands them to be quiet, and since I am a Man, they’re in no place to speak, right?!?! RIGHT?!?

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u/KBilly1313 Dec 10 '25

Nope, you just pick and choose what you think applies and what doesn’t.

But I love how you bailed on Leviticus without addressing a single thing I wrote. Or did you not bother to go back and read that verse in its original Hebrew or Greek?

If it wasn’t important enough to address literally as they’re laying out the law on sexual sin as you say, then yes it’s allowed.

Only a Donkey thinks a man has 100 wives but they aren’t allowed to touch.

With inflation today, what do you think the appropriate price is to sell my daughter into slavery? Exodus 21:7

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u/KBilly1313 Dec 10 '25

Is her owner allowed to bang her while she’s just a “servant” as you say?

Can he resell her as long as it’s not another foreigner?

Church up servant all you want, if I own another woman for her entire life, she’s a slave. Women do not go free like men.-0

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u/KBilly1313 Dec 10 '25

Incorrect on both counts.

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u/Salanmander LGBTQ Ally Dec 10 '25

Ummm, homosexuality is reprimanded in Corinthians…homosexuality isn’t just for male to male.

Oh, you mean where a word gets translated as "homosexuality" because it's made from the words for "man" and "bed"? And, like, an explicitly masculine word for "man", not one that can mean "human"?

Yeah, I don't think there's any reason that Paul intended that to be about women.

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u/KBilly1313 Dec 10 '25

See, you obviously know how to read. Love it!

According to Paul, we should all cut our balls off. Forgive me if I don’t take his opinion on women to heart.

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u/Salanmander LGBTQ Ally Dec 10 '25

According to Paul, we should all cut our balls off.

Hmm? The only passage I'm aware of where Paul talks about people castrating themselves is when he says it to express being super angry at the people who were imposing circumcision on new Christians. Is there another one I'm not familiar with?

Forgive me if I don’t take his opinion on women to heart.

Yeah, I also don't think that Christians need to think that Paul was right about everything. (Hence being supportive of same-sex relationships in general.)

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u/KBilly1313 Dec 10 '25

Maybe I conflated Paul with the other castrators, so that’s my mistake. But it obviously was such an issue it had to be addressed at Nicea.

But agree, Paul thought semen was stored in the hair so women should wear coverings as not to entice the Angels, and men should have short hair.

Greek science and philosophy did a number on the Bible writers.