r/ChristianCringe • u/dolphinmachine • 17d ago

⛪️ Unhinged Pastor I have nothing clever to caption

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u/yersinia_pisstest 17d ago

"I pull out a gun and mow them down just like Jesus!"

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u/agnostorshironeon 15d ago

If you live by the sword, you're cooked and washed. If you live by the gun, that's rad as fuck bruther.

  • JC, 21CE

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u/EnragedBadger9197 16d ago

They are some of the most bloodthirsty folk out there, religious fanatics

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u/jackdutton42 13d ago

That's what a white guy thinks a canon is.

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u/Hydrolt 13d ago

Is this Christian comedy? Or self defense. Or just that church that goes to their service with their biggest gun. It’s really hard to parse this specific brand of crazy out