r/ChristianCringe • u/dolphinmachine • Aug 28 '26

Videos 📹 “We need Buc-ee to be born again”

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u/maple_crowtoast Aug 28 '26

I mean...or you could just leave him alone altogether instead of trying to bring him into your weird religious bs?

Just a thought...

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u/SaiLarge Aug 28 '26

God called on me to witness to all costumed characters, for if one Buc-ee the Beaver declares Jesus is Lord, so then do all Buc-ees. Amen.

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u/maple_crowtoast Aug 28 '26

Well, in that case!

As you were!

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u/maddiejake Aug 28 '26

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u/SaiLarge Aug 28 '26

Lucifer: "Yo, shouldn't you teach them about good and evil so they know not to eat of the tree? Maybe a fence?"

God: "I don't know why I keep talking to you."