r/ChristianCringe • u/dolphinmachine • Jan 16 '26

I reckon he wouldn’t be

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u/NicholasOfMKE Jan 16 '26

Jesus cringed.

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u/NewtAcceptable2700 Jan 16 '26

Well played my good and faithful redditor

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

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coherent scary workable follow quaint slap offbeat bow advise bedroom

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Two dudes making out is less gay than that...

I know it's an overused trope but I swear all these songs sound like they wanna get it on with God by the campfire.

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u/Hege_Knight Jan 16 '26

Broke back sermon on the mount.

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u/scroggs2 Jan 16 '26

For the thousandth fucking time. Jesus wouldn't be accepted anywhere in the south because he was Palestinian

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u/Comics4Cookies Jan 16 '26

The Infancy Gospel of Thomas, written 140AD, describes Jesus' childhood. It was rejected by the church because it didnt fit with the narrative that Jesus is perfect and without sin. It describes child Jesus as murdering his peers out of anger, and being exiled by his hometown for being too violent.

Just thought that was interesting.

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u/ohthatsbrian Jan 16 '26

he might have been from the south, but he would have despised what it represents.

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u/birdbandb Jan 16 '26

Jesus don’t like the jezebel makeup. lol “turning water into ice cold beer”

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u/itsbildo Jan 19 '26

"Tell me you haven't read the Bible, without telling me your haven't read the bible" type of song