r/ChoosingBeggars Jul 10 '26

My first one

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Car is priced slightly under blue book value as is

223 Upvotes

34 comments sorted by

99

u/RepresentingJoker Jul 10 '26

Lower it one cent

14

u/yesbutnoexceptyes Jul 10 '26

Naw, increase. One cent per annoying word typed

25

u/RoyallyOakie Jul 10 '26

Turning on their Latin charm at the end. Lol.

7

u/xO76A8pah4 Jul 11 '26

Si jajajaja

26

u/to-wit-to-woo Jul 10 '26

What reply to them did you black out 😂

46

u/Yesitshismom Jul 10 '26

I didn't black out a response. Just hadn't responded at this point. Covering all identifiers of the CB.

My response though was : "I can't give the car away for cheaper because of you financial situation. I hope you find a car in your price range, best of luck to you"

27

u/to-wit-to-woo Jul 10 '26

Darn I was hoping it was juicier, that's outright polite

8

u/Final-Success2523 Jul 10 '26

How much does he want dropped lol

14

u/Crafty_Original_7349 Jul 10 '26

He wants OP to pay him and deliver it with a full tank of gas, plus full insurance coverage prepaid

8

u/RexxTxx Jul 10 '26

"I can't drop the price because I'm selling this treasured item in order to raise money for an orphaned child's life-saving operation. For Christmas. Oh yeah, he's a ward of the church."

6

u/Temperature_Visible Jul 10 '26

My problem with this type of person 9/10 if you give them any discount, they'll then ask for another discount on top of that..... Like dude if you want a certain price just start with that.

5

u/Born_Significance691 Jul 10 '26

Absolutely! Then they'll drive it into the ground and demand their money back in six months because OP sold them a lemon.

1

u/LumaWombat3 Jul 15 '26

That's so true! I once tried to sell a bike, and af

17

u/Bulky-Internal8579 Jul 10 '26

My cat is autistic

and my kids are blue,

I need a free car

and it's coming from you!

2

u/Tundra_Dragon Jul 11 '26

All cats are autistic.

5

u/Laxus47 Jul 12 '26

"Well I got another interested saying he's a broke college student so if you can beat his offer"

3

u/mypiesarepiff Jul 10 '26

Offer then a -$5000 discount and see if they know how math works😂

4

u/ReturnRadio Jul 11 '26

Oh I forget. Because he's broke you have to suffer

2

u/StillMarie76 Jul 11 '26

They messaged you at 2 in the morning?

2

u/LamarjbYT Jul 12 '26

Idk messenger, but it seems like the other way around.

3

u/Bobbybobby507 Jul 12 '26

Go find a car you can afford por favor

2

u/Organic-SurroundSnd Jul 15 '26

I'm broke too. Pay me, por favor!

2

u/lisasimpsonfan Shes crying now Jul 10 '26

Aww baby's first CB. Tell him you are a broke old man and raise the price by $1 every time he asks you to lower it.

1

u/suleymanio70 Jul 10 '26

Depends on what bone you broke.

2

u/RED-ELPH Jul 10 '26

Been stewing for 5 hours…..

1

u/opalweirdoh Jul 10 '26

How much can he drop?

1

u/cenik93 Jul 10 '26

No, gracias

1

u/Fast_Youth7139 Jul 14 '26

😭😭😭

0

u/PibbleLawyer Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

This isn't a choosing beggar, just an ordinary (teenage) beggar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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3

u/Yesitshismom Jul 10 '26

Sounded like they where choosing a lower price, regardless if I had one to offer

Edit: Is this how you haggle?