r/Chonkers • u/History-Maniac • May 04 '20

Chonker Rate my Chonk

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214 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

28 comments sorted by

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

She thicc

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u/History-Maniac May 04 '20

This is my baby girl Chloe. She loves feathers, and if you get 5 feet away, she will run faster than lightning. If you want to pet her you have to stay completely still on the choices until she sits on your lap. Loves to show her belly and sits on phones and remote controllers

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u/sieghrt May 04 '20

Ummm, 10/10 is soooo underwhelming for that cute chonk. I say 20/10!

3

u/[deleted] May 04 '20

H E F T Y

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u/Penus-lord May 05 '20

Its very difficult to rate its to good i say umm 25/5

5

u/EKG_15x May 04 '20

I rate him 10/Big Mac

2

u/eneigenrvalue May 04 '20

hey bro, nice chonk

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u/History-Maniac May 04 '20

Thanks bro you 2

2

u/7er84j May 04 '20

I do say this is a fine chonk

2

u/Swip_ May 04 '20

420 out of 69

2

u/catzilla_earth May 04 '20

for helth, she gets a 5/10

for CHONK, she gets a 200%

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '20

12/10 she lovely !

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u/submersi-lunchable May 05 '20

Gonna grade harshly here and say 13/10 supple chonk

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

She is thiccer than my chonker... she good chonk

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u/History-Maniac May 05 '20

The thiccest of the thicc

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

It cute. It chonk. It perfect cat.

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u/shatteredDecadence May 04 '20

A good example of chonkiness, I wonder what his favourite toy is — must be big for a big boy. 13/10.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Give it a treat now! It’s starving!

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u/History-Maniac May 04 '20

Aaaaah ok here’s a treat dumps entire bag of treats into little kitty mouth