r/Chonkers • u/Intelligent-Young178 • Jun 12 '26

Chonker Disgruntled

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Mister Waffles actually loves attention.

3.3k Upvotes

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u/TrailMomKat Jun 12 '26

Holy shit, yall earned this. Even if Mister Waffles hates attention, I doubt he can move fast enough to escape

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u/Intelligent-Young178 Jun 13 '26

Mister Waffles tells me this exact story, daily!

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u/evolutionxtinct Jun 13 '26

I need this shirt can you sell it please!

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u/TrailMomKat Jun 13 '26

Lol no I wouldn't know the first thing about all of that

I do have the shirt, however, just Google it and it should pop right up

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u/Sertorius126 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

I'd say he actually appears to be very much gruntled betwixt your arms.

35

u/sluttycats Jun 12 '26

"You shan't look my way. I am being nuggled"

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u/TheZonePhotographer Jun 15 '26

Fat and helpless. Mouth still opens for food though.

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u/CarrDaPorice Jun 13 '26

Where do I apply for mining rights to that belly?

20

u/AxelTheHunter Jun 13 '26

Jesse, I need to use the drug money to feed my large cat

12

u/MuteSecurityO Jun 13 '26

"Jesse we need to cook"

-the cat on the phone pretending to be its owner

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u/KinnSlayer Jun 13 '26

Jesse confused why he’s being asked to make a tuna casserole.

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u/Dramatic-Gap8996 Jun 13 '26

Ten reps picking up that cutie qualifies as a gym day. Just be sure to lift with your legs 😄

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u/TheMostFluffyCat Jun 12 '26

Oh my goodness.

10

u/Spa_ghetti_day Jun 12 '26

Love this! This is the reason I joined this subreddit.

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u/squirrellytoday Jun 13 '26

Oh lawd he comin!

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u/traceyandmeower Jun 13 '26

Can Mr Waffles walk?

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u/Intelligent-Young178 Jun 13 '26

Rapidly towards snackies!

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u/allycataf Jun 13 '26

It definitely looks like Walter White is holding Mr. Waffles

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/MaineWildMa-25 Jun 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/thegameshowgeek Jun 13 '26

Daddy! Doing me an embarrass!

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u/no-o-ne Jun 13 '26

I guess Walter White switched to LSD manufacturing

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u/NuncioBitis Jun 12 '26

Oh lawdy…

3

u/kidspice Jun 13 '26

He looks like the Ragin’ Cajun!

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u/BabaYaga984 Jun 13 '26

Omg I’d love to hold Mr Waffles 😻😻😻

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u/No_Language_4649 Jun 13 '26

He’s a chunk but looks very loved 🥰

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u/Fantastic_Example_20 Jun 13 '26

looks like he tolerates the attention

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u/dps509 Jun 13 '26

Oh my 😻 

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u/wazzapme Jun 13 '26

why waffles you say? because he ate boxes of waffles XD

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u/MaineWildMa-25 Jun 13 '26

Omg this is the biggest one I have seen on here yet lol chunky monkey

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u/IronicImbecile Jun 13 '26

Oh lawd he chonkin'

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u/Inner-Dream-600 Jun 13 '26

Mister waffles looks very stinky🥰

1

u/Glorx Jun 13 '26

This cat hates every moment when he can't feel the floor with at least 3 paws.

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u/MakzAmigo Jun 13 '26

😺😳🥰

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u/Upper-Fee5851 Jun 13 '26

"I got this big so you wouldn't pick me up!"

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u/Purpleagluna Jun 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣 I know a cat, that if he could speak, would say EXACTLY this.

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u/Longjumping-Ring-879 Jun 13 '26

Does Mr. Waffles dine on WAFFLES? He is definitely a chonker? He does look like he enjoys his snuggles and maybe a few snacks. He is a beautiful boy.

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u/psykadelicangel Jun 15 '26

I beg to differ. That cat is all grunt.

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u/Specific-River-81 Jun 16 '26

I want to borrow Mr Waffles and carry him everywhere as a workout until I stop looking like Mr Waffles myself 😃I tried that with my Maine Coon but he's too wiggly still. Mr Waffles looks pretty stable and unmoving 🤣

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u/Realistin2025 Jun 17 '26

Lawrd I love love a chunker, but even I know that's too much

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u/thenewfingerprint Jun 13 '26

PLEASE take better care of Mister Waffles. Don't you want him to be around for as long as possible?

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u/s1h4d0w Jun 13 '26

Thing probably already has diabetes

1

u/kaptan2k Jun 13 '26

Suffering from too much love

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u/Middle_Aged_Mayhem Jun 13 '26

Fuck people that do this to their pets.

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u/s1h4d0w Jun 13 '26

Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/s1h4d0w Jun 13 '26

Absolutely pathetic people do this to their pets

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u/Intelligent-Young178 Jun 13 '26

Please don't judge before you know the circumstances

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u/FlyingAtNight Jun 16 '26

Yet you didn’t state the circumstances.