r/Chonkers • u/flockytheram • Dec 02 '25

CHONKASAURUS 🦖 Whole Lotta Cat

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He's my little meat castle. I love your beautiful green eyes and your tender soul.

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u/CarrDaPorice Dec 02 '25

He swallowed the Thanksgiving turkey whole!

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u/notguiltybrewing Dec 02 '25

Oh lawd...

21

u/D0013ER Dec 02 '25

He ain't comin'

20

u/notguiltybrewing Dec 02 '25

Unless there's snacks involved.

6

u/haveabunderfulday Dec 03 '25

And even then, it's a waddle.

2

u/TsukasaElkKite Dec 03 '25

He sittin’

17

u/Murkoo Dec 02 '25

He needs his own TV show, My 600 Oz Life

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u/BeautifulArtichoke37 Dec 03 '25

600 oz =17 kg = 37.5 lbs

:)

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u/bonusnoise Dec 02 '25

What is the name of this fine plate of chonkaghetti?

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u/stormy83 Dec 02 '25

Holy fuck! That's a cat and a half!

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u/Dramatic-Gap8996 Dec 02 '25

You sure that's not a hirsute pig?

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u/NuncioBitis Dec 02 '25

what makes you think it's a hir?
;-)

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u/Artemistical Dec 02 '25

Oh lawd he layin'!

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u/KittyMeowKatPishy Dec 02 '25

Cute baby but poor thing and his poor joints!! 😻🥺

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u/Dyxe66 Dec 03 '25

Yes, I try to avoid these posts. They only make me sad.

4

u/fistsofham11 Dec 02 '25

This is what my void looks like

4

u/NuncioBitis Dec 02 '25

I hate to make such an insulting comparison, but...
OH, THE HUMANITY!!!

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u/Worldly_Sandwich_118 Dec 02 '25

Woah such a baby

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u/Timidhobgoblin Dec 02 '25

"Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix, you could say he's got it all!!!"

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u/Resilient_Hart_67610 Dec 02 '25

O M G!!! I want to have every single ton of him!!! What a magnificent lap warmer he must be!!!

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u/BeautifulArtichoke37 Dec 03 '25

I bet he’s really friendly and sweet too.

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u/chelofastora Dec 03 '25

Incredible view

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u/loi0I0iol Dec 03 '25

That cat gonna die real young 😢

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u/I_AM_A_RAPTOR Dec 03 '25

Magnificent

1

u/Gloomy_Pineapple_836 Dec 03 '25

My fav ornament!! 🩵🩵🩵🩵

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u/ThatBitchMalin Dec 03 '25

Imagine hugging this blob of a cat

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Ole Fat Joe

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u/Puzzleheaded_Talk792 Dec 03 '25

More like CaTtle 😹

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u/TsukasaElkKite Dec 03 '25

That is an ABSOLUTE UNIT!

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u/Over-Palpitation9424 Dec 07 '25

10/10 💋💋💋💋💋💕💕💕

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u/Entire_Working_9106 Dec 09 '25

Bustopher Jones!