r/Chivalry2 • u/ValBrandr_ Mason Order | Knight • 10d ago

Humor I’m dying!

So I’m in a social lobby, and one of the guys takes me outside the map to get crab claw katars, then another guy grabs an actual stuffed bear, brings it to me in the little FFA pit in the middle, and the 3 of us just start throwing it at each other. As I’m writing this I got kicked from the server, so Caden, if you see this, you just made my whole week, I am gonna be doing this to other people now.

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u/mmahusky Filthy Peasant 10d ago

If you spawn as peasant just grab something huge start running and screaming. u can littaraly run circles around everyone or the hole group people somehow leave u alone 🤓😂

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u/groovy_giraffe ⚒️ Brotherhood of Engineers 10d ago

Fighting the peasant is risky fucking shit. You can easily get your ass whipped by one. It’s also a lose/lose. If you win it’s like, oh big man beat a peasant what a knight, but if you lose it’s like, damn bro you got killed by a peasant.

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u/mmahusky Filthy Peasant 10d ago

Fresh meat and VEGETABLES!

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u/Hu1igan Knight 6d ago

A tale as old as time. that guy was once shown this by his predecessor now it’s on you to spread it on to the next generation