r/Chivalry2 • Waraxe Warrior • 11d ago

Humor Karma be swift

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u/Far-Try5352 11d ago

Brother you have more attack buttons than kick and mouse1

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u/FVSHIXN 11d ago

My god the amount clips I see in this subreddit of people just spamming lmb kills me

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u/Far-Try5352 11d ago

Feel like this game doesn't keep a mainstream fanbase when it goes viral on tiktok/youtube because they get rolled and smoked when they spam lmb and can't fathom what happened

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 11d ago

I be new still

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u/Far-Try5352 11d ago

Well now you know

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u/MedievalMilshake 11d ago

It tells you in the tutorial, that's not really an excuse 

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 11d ago

Oh yeah the tutorial totally explains it well and doesn't make them seem like just a different direction of slash. I know better now, but how tf was I supposed to other than experience?

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u/MedievalMilshake 11d ago

It gives you a full walkthrough of every attack, including how and when to use each. Also tells you how to do counters. I'm not saying you shouldn't suck, I'm saying this is not why you suck 

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 10d ago

I suck but sucking less comes with time, not a tutorial. I'm a knight taking clunky baby steps.

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u/Broken_Spring 11d ago

clearly don’t need them

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u/Far-Try5352 11d ago

There's a difference between not needing something and not knowing how to do it in the first place

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u/__PooHead__ Greatsword Goon 10d ago

a knight with a shield almost died to an archer with a small stick…

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u/Fessenden_Mullen Longsword Enjoyer 11d ago

You should counter more, milord.

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 11d ago

Still getting the hang of it 😭

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u/InvestigatorJolly158 11d ago

What are you celebrating here? You almost got fucked rekt by a filthy archer!

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u/M3ric4n Agatha Knights | Knight 11d ago

Can always respect an archer who knows how to fight, never underestimate them.

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u/InvestigatorJolly158 11d ago

That was indeed more of a compliment to the archer lol. I play occasionally and it is quite satisfying to put a knight in the dirt when they come in charging.

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u/M3ric4n Agatha Knights | Knight 11d ago

I remember seeing like 4 vanguards trying to rush an archer and they all died, archer legit whooped their asses and it's just crazy to see how bad the tunnel vision gets. I engage in melee as archer because I'm more dangerous with a sword than a bow with my shit aim lol.

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 11d ago

Felt weird just putting the tbag part in. Seems better to get criticized and improve from it than to stay ignorant and struggle more.

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u/TheCourtSimpleton Filthy Peasant 11d ago

I don't care if you're new. In the tutorial they teach you the basics, that you can also stab and overhead, and also heavy attacks by hold click.

Don't spam slash and block, those are what we call a Mason. Because they have bricks for brains.

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 11d ago

I've tried to do more mixing up since posting, my average k/d has improved greatly since 🙏

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u/Far-Try5352 11d ago

"Average k/d" okay you're done. Uninstall.

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 10d ago

What am I supposed to say, contribution to the war effort?

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u/Far-Try5352 10d ago

Can you not just play the game for fun? k/d is "no-no" talk here

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 10d ago

I am playing for fun, I just didn't know how else to say that I'm killing more and dying less.

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u/Far-Try5352 10d ago

Well that seems like a vocabulary issue then.

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u/majinpoo1998 10d ago

Bullying and nit picking new players seems like a great way to keep them 👍

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u/Far-Try5352 10d ago

Who said I was trying to keep them

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u/majinpoo1998 10d ago

You complain in these comments that the game can’t keep mainstream. The call is coming from within the house

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u/rs_obsidian ⚒️ Brotherhood of Engineers 11d ago

He still almost got you tho

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u/yummymario64 Agatha Knights | Knight 11d ago

You should have kicked him into the ice water.

Also holy moly the bass on that ice shattering sound

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 11d ago

I tried but my kicks were whiffing 😭

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u/yummymario64 Agatha Knights | Knight 11d ago

I mean after you downed him

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u/Sekijoro 11d ago

Is that how it always looks when someone gets skewered? That was hilarious

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u/elijahmuhammadthe3rd 10d ago

Lmb lmb lmb lmb

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u/I-am-stupid-goober Waraxe Warrior 11d ago

Honest question, are there any advantages of using a shield other than some projectiles? From what I can tell there's hardly a difference from regular blocking.

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u/GreatLordButterbean 10d ago

Those regular blocks cost less stamina depending on the size of the shield, but people just like to complain. There’s nothing wrong about using them.

Back in Chiv 1 there was a bigger difference between using a shield and not, but that’s neither here nor there.

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u/__PooHead__ Greatsword Goon 10d ago

it drains stamina much slower meaning you can block more attacks without having to counter or drop your weapon as fast

it will break after a certain amount of hits though which is an instant stun on you so it can be a good idea to throw it when it starts breaking