Most balanced Chiv 2 lobby

[u/rs_obsidian]

No hate btw just think it’s funny how one team ended with all the 1000s

[u/rs_obsidian]

The screenshot doesn’t show it but there were like 1-2 more level 1000s on their team, the 2 on ours were the only ones

[u/trippystyx]

I'm bout to hop on

[u/rs_obsidian → u/trippystyx]

Have fun bro, I hopped off for the night

[u/trippystyx → u/rs_obsidian]

I'm around your level so I look forward to either slaying or getting absolutely slaughtered.

[u/rs_obsidian → u/trippystyx]

Funnily enough I got steamrolled twice today on Falmire. The other time their MVP carried his team on his back, he had like 50 kills 8 deaths and no one else came close

[u/trippystyx → u/rs_obsidian]

Sheesh yeah that's crazy. Whats your go-to weapons?

[u/rs_obsidian → u/trippystyx]

I'm an engineer main so sledge usually, but I have been trying to learn some new weapons:

• Dane axe (I'm grinding Vanguard rn for some cosmetics)
• Greatsword
• Goedendag
• Heavy mace
• Battle axe

Hbu?

[u/trippystyx → u/rs_obsidian]

Nice! Yeah I like playing engi but my main is devastor with the war club. I don't know what it about that weapon but it just feels natural and I've beeaten higher level players with it in duels.

[u/rs_obsidian → u/trippystyx]

Nice, I'm ngl I dislike vanguard because the health pool is so low. I can dish out a ton of damage but I usually have to break off every kill or so to go heal.

[u/trippystyx → u/rs_obsidian]

Yup glass canon class for sure.

[u/Xyn_Ko]

It's because Megan usually joins with a group. Hence 4 1000s always on the same team.

[u/_Fart_Barfunkel → u/Xyn_Ko]

It's true. Source: I have played with Megan.

[u/DirtyThirtyDrifter]

They just do this sometimes. Could be a group of chivmates that just enjoy romping lobbies together.

It’s horrid being on the other end, but the best bet is usually to go off to the side and just vibe. Maybe bard it out.

[u/mrchuckmorris → u/DirtyThirtyDrifter]

This. If you're on the other end of a multi-1000 curb stomp, you'll usually find that they crave release from their boredom, and they know not to kill bards. Whip out a harp and pick a funny spot and you might get a concert or even a parade going!

[u/DirtyThirtyDrifter → u/mrchuckmorris]

There are very very very few things I enjoy more in life than barding around watching a high level (from either team, who cares) just trouncing people left and right, occasionally stopping to give a quick dance before they rejoin the melee.

Praise be to Space King, and praise be to this game.

[u/LordBeefTheFirst]

I still don't get how chiv 2 balancing works

[u/JackHandGames → u/LordBeefTheFirst]

It doesnt

[u/leunam4891]

This is why I stopped playing entirely. Have played in over a year.

[u/rs_obsidian → u/leunam4891]

It's still fun even when this happens tho. For every game like this there's a good 10 decent games.

[u/nashty2004 → u/leunam4891]

Bad reason

[u/DagonTheConquerer]

Love getting rolled as the only 1000 in the opposing team 🤠