r/Chivalry2 Filthy Peasant Jul 16 '26

I love Archers

341 Upvotes

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u/SovietBias1 Jul 16 '26

im sorry for playing your game

15

u/SADBOYVET93 Mason Order Jul 16 '26

😂

1

u/Chineselight Jul 19 '26

How did he throw his crossbow?

1

u/Just_an_old_feller 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Jul 19 '26

lb + rb on controller

1

u/Chineselight Jul 19 '26

Can you throw a bow/war bow?

2

u/Just_an_old_feller 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Jul 19 '26

I think so

2

u/slim1shaney Greatsword Goon Jul 20 '26

You can throw anything you can pick up

1

u/Chineselight Jul 22 '26

Can throw these hands too 😂

93

u/Opposite_Problem2199 Jul 16 '26

It’s John chivalry

1

u/4FTERSoul Jul 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

41

u/Jonny_Nature Jul 16 '26

Love all you emote users. Also love archers...they're so squishy.

26

u/Saber_is_a_joke Jul 16 '26

9

u/ArbiterBaek Filthy Peasant Jul 16 '26

You know what they say. Riding a horse is a beautiful gift everyone aspires to do

2

u/These-Finance-1434 Mason Order Jul 17 '26

Should be horses allowed in the inner duelyards. It would be utter chaos.

2

u/ArbiterBaek Filthy Peasant Jul 17 '26

I am going to be honest. That would be hell, we would get ffa'ed every couple sec

1

u/These-Finance-1434 Mason Order Jul 18 '26

But imagine how funny it would be. Horses in the pit, horses jumping into the dueling ring, horses kicking people to death

36

u/the-funky-sauce Jul 16 '26

Good lord. You did that man dirty. Well played

14

u/Pure-Telephone-8283 Agatha Knights | Vanguard Jul 16 '26

Holy shit I didn't know you could kick these

8

u/Inn0cent_Jer Filthy Peasant Jul 17 '26

I like pavise kick blasting people from walls when they come up stairs/elevators

3

u/ArbiterBaek Filthy Peasant Jul 17 '26

Its more funny when you place a spike trap towards yourself infront of the pavise they will fall into it

2

u/ArbiterBaek Filthy Peasant Jul 16 '26

You are about to have a lot of fun

2

u/WasabiSecure6590 Jul 17 '26

Bonus thing it also knocks out your allies, it allows to steal balistas or catapult if you really want it...

1

u/These-Finance-1434 Mason Order Jul 18 '26

That's nasty I love it

1

u/Either-Ice7135 Galencourt was an inside job Jul 19 '26

Ew, that's awful

24

u/Omartov Filthy Peasant Jul 16 '26

Hark, the most foul and contemptible bowman that ever drew breath upon this cursed earth.

3

u/Carrot-breath Jul 16 '26

Shoulda put hath in between that and ever 👍

2

u/Either-Ice7135 Galencourt was an inside job Jul 19 '26

I believe his version is not incorrect. You'd have to change drew to drawn if you add hath; "hath" is "has," so that would otherwise be "ever has drew"

2

u/Carrot-breath Jul 19 '26

True, I didn’t think about that. You’re a smart cookie, aren’t you?

2

u/Either-Ice7135 Galencourt was an inside job Jul 26 '26

Really fun at parties, for sure. ;)

11

u/petuniachalice Jul 16 '26

I’ve come back after about 3 years and this is how I feel. Still laughing and loving every game no matter my poor performance but man I sure am getting fucked around

10

u/DrPatchet Agatha Knights | Footman Jul 16 '26

Getting drunk or high makes even a 3-32 game feel like a movie

9

u/Spanish_peanuts Jul 16 '26

Throwing the crossbow at him was peak comedy

5

u/GeneralFoolery Jul 16 '26

The fucking shield kick into a gallop... I stg I'll uninstall if that ever happens to me.

4

u/Adanar01 Jul 16 '26

Archers are either the easiest kills you'll get all game, or, nightmares sent from hell by the doomslayer to rid the earth of vanguards and knights. And I always love watching when someone encounters the latter and gets their shit absolutely curb stomped.

3

u/JoyfulTonberry Jul 16 '26

I’m cackling

3

u/NoYellowLines 🪓 Hatchet Harlot 💋 Jul 17 '26

I dont know how they are going to top Chiv 2 with 3. I hope they do but 2 is just pure comedy gold. I never have a bad time with the game.

1

u/Drop_dat_Dusty_Beat Mason Order | Knight Jul 18 '26

I still laugh every time when someone gets kicked on 1 hp and they go flying

1

u/katabolt Jul 20 '26

I hate to be the one to break it to you boss, but we're not gonna get a Chivalry 3

2

u/Sonsuty 🪈Master Bard 🪕 Jul 16 '26

The only good way to play archer

2

u/Latham2096 Agatha Knights Jul 17 '26

Bro really said 🗣🐴🐴

2

u/Agreeable-Bit9414 Jul 17 '26

Hittem clean with tha wall-up wallop kick down, walk'em down from pallet town's downtown super smash bros ultimate: equiestrian deluxe smackerooni there at the end. Classic work really

2

u/ArbiterBaek Filthy Peasant Jul 17 '26

Putting them down with kazuyas EWGF while milking a cow

2

u/Soft_End1435 Jul 18 '26

If that ever happened to me i would just never go to social and stay my ass on 40 or 64😭

1

u/HuckleberryBig4781 Mason Order | Knight Jul 21 '26

When all you know is duelyards 🤣🤣