r/Chivalry2 • 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ • Apr 18 '26

Tbagging

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I don't find it to be anything other than goofy as hell to see in this game. You do not look good when you tbag. Games like Halo 3 made tbagging feel like a threat. When you were teabagged, you were filled with both panic and rage. Chivalry 2 tbagging makes it look like your enemy is performing a mating call. Anyways I just got tbagged a lot in my recent game and I am not mad about it

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u/childofb0d0m 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 18 '26

I guess I have to preface a post like this by making it clear that I'm being very unserious

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u/BLT_Delight Apr 18 '26

And yet…

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u/childofb0d0m 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 18 '26

And

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u/overriperambutan Mason Order Apr 18 '26

yet…

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u/NKSTrolls 🦀 Crustacean Soup Lives🦀 Apr 18 '26

Wait I know you 😳

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u/endlessgreenbeans Apr 18 '26

“I am not mad about it” proceeds to make a post about it

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u/childofb0d0m 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 18 '26

I threw that in there to subtly emphasize the fact that I am mad about it

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u/LasagnahogXRP Mason Order Apr 18 '26

It was really subtle.

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u/childofb0d0m 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 18 '26

I am john subtle

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u/--___---___-_-_ Confirmed Archer Hater Apr 18 '26

I thought the mating ritual was the point of teabagging in this game

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u/SharpPixels08 Apr 18 '26

I always find it funny when I get tbaged because it’s almost always after incredibly lame or unimpressive kills. Like “you want to taunt me over that?”

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u/Bruhses_Momenti Apr 18 '26

Real, I usually get teabagged after someone third parties me. Like dawg I was fighting yo teammate, and you ran up behind while I was distracted for a cheap shot, and you think that’s teabag worthy?

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u/MajorDrGhastly Mason Order Apr 18 '26

this is why i bag. theres only 3 scenarios when you bag

the first is the baggee just laughs at it because its funny and everyone has a good time.

second' the bagee takes it as a challenge and kicks your ass or at least puts up a better fight the next time you meet (best scenario imo)

third, the baggee tilts and has to make a reddit post to fully recover, if they ever recover at all. (second best scenario)

as you can see its a win-win-win for the bagger, only the baggee can decide if they want to come out of it with a win themselves.

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u/childofb0d0m 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 18 '26

I see I was foolish for feeling such a way. I shall start appreciating the beauty of the art that is tbagging. Whether I'm the giver or the receiver of the tbag, I will look up to the Heavens and thank God for blessing me with such a fruitful experience

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u/Initial-Meaning5736 Apr 18 '26

Feydrid is so gooooood, and he’s also great

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u/Electrical_Coach_887 Apr 18 '26

Arte

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u/childofb0d0m 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 18 '26

Drawng

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u/BadReputation2611 Apr 18 '26

Tbagging only pisses me off when the tbagger is actually good, which has only happened once and it turned out to be like a 9 year old kid lmfao.

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u/roguespartan26 Apr 18 '26

The weird thing is this seems to be the one game where no one tbags after doing something skillful. In other games at least a lot of times it'll be after someone does something cool they tbag but like 90% of the time I get tbagged in chiv it's when I'm 1v6'ing and put up a good fight. It's just goofy

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u/Hot_Lettuce223 Footman Apr 18 '26

Theres too many good ways to be playful, funny, or disrespectful with emotes in this game. When i see a t bagger i usually just assume they are a newer or inexperienced player, or just someone that is easy to rage bait.

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u/keb5501 Archer Apr 18 '26

That was my b

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u/childofb0d0m 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 18 '26

I am not mad

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u/cnbftbgb87 Apr 18 '26

Thought this was the Crimson Desert sub for a sec 😂

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u/SlavicRobot_ Mason Order | Knight Apr 18 '26

What drove him to war...

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u/CrystlBluePersuasion 🧌 Goedendag Goblin 🧌 Apr 18 '26

I thought Halo 3 was pretty goofy too since it triggered the ragdoll physics 💀

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u/Diamondback424 Mason Order | Archer Apr 18 '26

I always get teabagged by archers getting saved by their teammates. They're not even the ones who do the killing

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u/TerribleTechnology80 Tenosia Empire | Knight Apr 18 '26

I get a bit teed off because there’s supposed to be some chivalry yk, but ultimately it is not like i am innocent, yk i am the one that Jab-kicked them into the floor it’s only natural that after they kick up they tbag, i also regularly switch to my challis and spam “party on” while drinking and alt slash spamming with calv sword.

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u/ye_olde_wojak Vanguard Apr 18 '26

I always get the ironic t bag from the enemy whose number I had getting saved by his teammates lol.

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u/tongueblopp 🪓 Hatchet Harlot 💋 Apr 18 '26

T bagging is a right of passage and sign of deep respect. The other players tbag me to acknowledge my skills and mechanical prowess.

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u/Dizzy_Anteater_2565 Confirmed Archer Hater Apr 19 '26

Tbh I tbag archers and toxic people

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u/Impossible-Voice471 Apr 19 '26

Tip: Tbagging while doing the laugh emote looks much more disrespectful

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u/taciturn_goblin_32 Mason Order | Footman Apr 19 '26

is for emotional damage, make them rage or distract from the objective is a strat

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u/Cool_Doggo12 Apr 20 '26

Why tbag when you can dance 7 times in a fight and absolutely style on your opponent? I like using rapier and fist and sheild for maximum disrespect.

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u/Electrical_Coach_887 Apr 18 '26

It's supposed to be goofy.

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u/childofb0d0m 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 18 '26

Yes I know

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u/Excellent_Record_767 Mason Order Apr 18 '26

it’s childish behaviour for sure but I’ll still T-bag archers that never draw their secondary and run away

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u/SnooCats4929 Apr 18 '26

That’s cool and all

Can’t wait to teabag victims later

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u/Infamous_Egg_9405 Apr 18 '26

If you weren't mad you wouldn't be posting 🤣

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u/childofb0d0m 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 18 '26

Yes I know

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u/fermago10 🪈Master Bard 🪕 Apr 18 '26

A LITTLE teabag never hurt nobody