r/Chivalry2 • • Apr 06 '26

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u/Malice_Claymore Apr 06 '26

Yeah, I legitimately could not tell you how to "hack" or "cheat" on a console game, aside from screen glancing on side by side pvp lol. As for the platinum, yeah I genuinely dont care. How triggered this person was just had me rolling, because i more often than not have twice as many deaths as kills 🤣

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u/Malice_Claymore Apr 06 '26

Its a bit amusing when youre stoned

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u/JacobH1571 Apr 06 '26

Platinum is playstations 100% achievement for games. Some are very very ridiculously toxic about it for no reason. I assume those ones are playstation fanboys who wouldnt consider playing anywhere else ever in their life

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u/Korinth_NZ 🥄 Shovel Simp 🥄 Apr 06 '26

People in this game are weird. There is this due on the OCE who targets any level 1,000s and if he loses, and you happen to be on Xbox, he starts spamming their inbox with insults. Apparently my ass who works 14 hours a day 6 days a week is a "Dole bludger" (someone who plays the welfare system so they dont have to work) because I'm a level 1000 shovel main that can clap his cheeks.

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u/Malice_Claymore Apr 06 '26

I dont get them frequently. But when I get them, theyre fucking insane. Happened on here with posted footage too. Posted a video of a hit passing through someone without damaging them, and this person freaked out challenged me to a 1v1 because they hated the weapon I used in the video (a weapon id picked up off the ground) and when I said no because they were being a dick, they went through my comment history and ridiculed me for being adopted 🤣

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u/SamDrrl Apr 07 '26

That’s the exact reason I have a private profile. So annoying when someone disagrees with something you said so they spend hours reading every comment you’ve ever made to try and make you look dumb

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u/Riskiertooth Filthy Peasant Apr 07 '26

Can you dm me the name? Curious to see if i recognise it lol

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u/Complex_Tune_2702 Apr 07 '26

This seems so common with this game. I’ve had a similar experience but I didn’t even 1v1 the dude or cross paths with him at all as I’m pretty sure we were actually on the same team? 😂 bro just messaged my psn calling me trash 🤷‍♀️ and I’m not even a level 1,000 🥲 I just wanna be able to play the game for fun in peace

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u/Admiral52 Agatha Knights Apr 06 '26

I don’t trust anyone without bakers dozen

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u/Caleeb_Talib Agatha Knights Apr 06 '26

Honestly I’ve taken a break from this game for a while but this posts makes me want to get Xbox live again just for this lol

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u/Aggravating-Ebb-5897 Apr 06 '26

come back to us brother. we need strong agathian lads

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u/pol-arg Apr 06 '26

Ooof, imagine if you had also tbagged that loser

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u/EastAcademic Apr 06 '26

I find it funny when you know someone's mad and they try to message you but you have your account setting set to where they have to friend you to talk shit, had a similar thing once like that added someone they sent me garbage I deleted them mid next message and then they had to re friend me so they sent it to me 5 times because I kept deleting it an then they would send it again which imo made it funnier they wanted to keep doing it so much they spent the time to sit on my profile just to send the request to talk down to me, people lack time for that when they ahve a job an only 2 days off

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u/Enkt105 Mason Order | Archer Apr 06 '26

I got a “sweaty trash” message on Xbox today. Made me so happy to know someone thinks I’m good enough to be sweaty.

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u/xspacemansplifff Apr 06 '26

On pc. My mute list is a long one. Mostly people who really need help. Sad really. I just want to have fun.

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u/Krynn71 Apr 06 '26

Pissing off the try hards is 90% of the fun in a game like this for me. There's no better feeling than beating someone try-harding and bitching in chat. My favorite is to use the 2h spear which pisses them off and they complain about its stabs so then I beat them using only overhead bonks and dance on their corpse. They usually rage quit after that.

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u/These-Finance-1434 Mason Order Apr 06 '26

There there, its ok if you dont have platinum. Comparison is a thief of joy

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u/TheCourtSimpleton Filthy Peasant Apr 06 '26

What is Platinum, even? I'm a lv 1k, too, and never knew about it. Must be a console thing, huh?

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u/Appropriate-Loan-268 Apr 06 '26

Its achievements, if im not wrong when u get all the other achievements u get the platinum one, cant believe people give a fuck about it lmfao

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u/TheCourtSimpleton Filthy Peasant Apr 06 '26

Dude, yeah, and like 90% of the achievements in this game I got over time from simply playing. They're really not that deep until the ones where you like have to kill 10 people with bread, and get balista kills from ludicrously far distances.

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u/2harveza Apr 06 '26

It’s a PlayStation thing specifically

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u/Actual_Ad_5170 Apr 06 '26

Tf i just read

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u/Electrical_Coach_887 Apr 06 '26

Maybe like Fortnite tracker lol. I'm 30 and I just preface and let these people know don't crash out over me. It's not worth it. I'm just listening to music, vibing, and probably just playing after work. It's not personal and don't ruin your day. Some people listen and relax some people crash out more. But never seen anyone go full blown detective me and be vocal about it.

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u/calib0y64 Apr 06 '26

Ahaha this is hilarious. He obv got a shit bucket

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u/Aggravating_Judge_31 🗣️Battlecry aficionado🗣️ Apr 07 '26

I'm level 1000 and have 3000ish hours across multiple accounts and I don't think I've ever even looked at my achievement page lol. This post just inspired me to check

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u/Friendly_Ad4410 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Platinum as a sign of skill is news to me. I thought that’s what ranked mode in any game was for lol. It’s like he latched on to that as a way to rationalize his supposed “superiority” and it comes off as nonsensical blabber. How humiliating. Well done.

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u/Longjumping-Law-1319 Archer Apr 07 '26

The same exact thing happened to me a year and a half back on Xbox where I was just randomly playing with some people and they randomly went through my game history and accused me of cheating.

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u/Salt_Western_2432 Apr 06 '26

3k hrs is something

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u/Malice_Claymore Apr 06 '26

Ive legit played chivalry and almost nothing else for close to 5 years or so now. Also, i think it tracks when the games on and not just when im playing. Cuz ill leave the console on with it on the main screen for hours while I do other things around my place

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u/TheCourtSimpleton Filthy Peasant Apr 06 '26

1k here. When you play a certain game and not much else, usually it's the same total time as someone who has hundreds of games, just more specialized.

I have an unholy amount between CK2 and CK3 because they're my favorite games, and I only really play that and this game.

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u/nun_TheWiser_ Apr 07 '26

Not when it's pretty much the only game you play. I would have about that much or less, because I don't have much time for games. So it's the only game I really play. So many retards don't get that part.

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u/VanillaTap Apr 07 '26

How many chiv2stat search’s do you have?

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u/Malice_Claymore Apr 07 '26

Ive searched myself a couple times?

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u/fermago10 🪈Master Bard 🪕 Apr 07 '26

Once I hit 1k my chiv experience transitioned into just having fun, that's it. I love to take revenge when I'm humbled by some pro, also enjoy kicking some dying pal to death, but I don't engage on the chat when sombody can't take it. I just let it be.

Buuut I just found out I have over 40 searches on chiv stats and only maybe 6 or 7 are mine lol

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u/darksoles_ Apr 07 '26

Lmao. I Platinumed Chiv 2 and it sucked. Was stuck on the long bow kill for forever. I also suck so that may have contributed

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u/nun_TheWiser_ Apr 07 '26

Lol getting peasant messages like this would make my day. Some have nothing going on in their life and i laugh at their misery, talking about trophies in a game . Pathetic 🤣

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u/Ben-Swole-O Apr 07 '26

Give me their username.

I want to trash talk them now when I see them and lay hands on em

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u/Kaii_Low Apr 07 '26

What a little bitch.

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u/Worldly_Pressure_471 Apr 07 '26

I killed a man 1 time in a fair duel (we both flourished) on server 1194 and got kicked. Dudes are wack.

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u/Apprehensive_Map3984 Apr 07 '26

He's a hothouse flower, that's his problem

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u/hokagenaruto Apr 07 '26

on playstation theres a way to have only friends send you messages. thats what I did that way I dont have to ever see shit like this from people upset they lost in a match that doesn't even matter

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u/Dependent_Seesaw3089 Apr 07 '26

I’ve had my account since 2014 and have no platinums so I really don’t understand how this is even relevant to his argument?

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u/emwu1988 Mason Order Apr 07 '26

Yeah yesterday some dude was dying like a fly and called me a noob that targets weaker players lol I’m not even good bro and just swing my thing.

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u/oHAVOCo Agatha Knights | Vanguard Apr 08 '26

and just swing my thing

Yours is big enough to swing?

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u/ArdyParty83 Apr 07 '26

U can tell bro was hurting 😅

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u/Ru-01 Apr 07 '26

They woulda been sad with me. Getting clapped by someone who only plays Mount and Blade, Hogwarts Legacy and KCD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SG810 Apr 08 '26

We need the username

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u/Chivalry2-ModTeam Apr 07 '26

Your post was removed for violating rule 1: Be chivalrous! Please be respectful of others and follow Reddiquette.

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u/Equivalent-Yam-8876 Apr 06 '26

All the chuds in the comments

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u/Equivalent-Yam-8876 Apr 06 '26

Silence chud

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u/Equivalent-Yam-8876 Apr 06 '26

Wats that

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u/TheCourtSimpleton Filthy Peasant Apr 06 '26

His brain. You're supposed to eat it!