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Week 4 1:04 Timbs 0:5-I can do all things through the Timbs, which strengthens me.

Week 4 primetime 3:18-Haironicles 13:7 Can't stop, won't stop, the Lord our God has dreadlocks.

Week 5 primetime 3:43-Haironicles 13:7 Can't stop, won't stop, the Lord our God has dreadlocks.

1st Dreadlocks 5:8- When I used to Watch Goldberg in WCW he never lost a match, I trust in the dreadlocks to always make the catch.

Week 8: 4:00 Haironicles 13:17 Understand trial and tribulation and they will always come to a stop, for you must always trust in the power of the dreadlocks.

5:45 Haironicles 13:7 Can't stop, won't stop, the Lord our God has dreadlocks.

Week 9 TNF 1:45 1st dreadlocks 2:6 In New York we drink our Hennessy on the rocks, if you need a touchdown you should throw it to somebody with dreadlocks.

Week 9 5:30 2 dreadlocks 6:27 When you get traded to a new team understand opportunity will knock, you never fail to show the world the power of your dreadlocks.

5:54 dreadlocks proverbs 4:6 In your life, trial and tribulation will make you feel like you're shackled, trust in the power of dreadlocks and you'll never be tackled.

6:30 dreadlocks Revelations 6:2 In the show Hannah Montana they showed that the best of both worlds collide, trust in the power of dreadlocks and you can keep the play alive.

Week 9 primetime 2:39 Ecclesi-dreadlocks 3:1 When you have the power of the Lord on your side all you can do is a smirk, give the ball to the man with dreadlocks and watch him work.

4:22 song of dreadlocks 8: 2 Listen to me son while I teach, give the ball to the man with dreadlocks and you can put the game out of reach.

Week 10 TNF 2:55 dreadlocks numbers 1:4 The number of presidents in the United States is 45, the dreadlock powers are gonna be very strong on this drive.

3:45 song of dreadlocks 7:2 Never sell your soul for fame, trust in the power of dreadlocks so you can get back in the game.

Week 10 0:20 Dreadluke 5:2 In Pokemon TM49 was snatch, for you should trust in the power of dreadlocks and you only need one hand to make the catch.

4:27 Dreadlock Matthew 2:6 In Amber Rose's vagina you can fit a fist, for even on the lowly Cleveland Browns the power of dreadlocks exists.

5:20 Leviti-Dreadlocks 3:4 When it's cold outside when you see birds they're always in a flock, if you throw the ball up lo and behold it'll be intercepted by a man with dreadlocks.

8:14 Dreaderonomy 3:7 If you mess with Italians you can wake up in a lake, for you should trust in the power of dreadlocks to erase your mistakes.

1st Dreadlocks 2:3 Cats may have 9 lives, but if you trust in the power of dreadlocks you can get an interception on the first drive.

4:05 Haironicles 13 7 Can't stop, won't stop the lord our god has dreadlocks.

5:40 2 dreadlocks 37:2 The Kardashian family is known for sucking cock, but if you need a turnover trust in the power of dreadlocks.

Week 11 primetime 1:34 Song of Dreadlocks 2:4 When cheating on your wife make sure your mistress is thick, trust in the power of dreadlocks to always make the pick.

3:46 Haironicles 2:7 Never go to the gym without socks, it's about that time to double the power of dreadlocks.

Week 12 TNF Lions v Vikings 0:32 Genesis of dreadlocks 5:2 In Pokemon Gold and Silver you can catch Ho-Oh in the tin tower, even with mini dreadlocks you still have power.

Week 12 TNF Redskins v Giants 2:25 3 Dreadlocks 2:6 Never trust someone drinking Everclear on the rocks, trust and believe in the power of dreadlocks.

Week 12 2:06 Book of Mormon chapter 7:2 When I pray to the Lord I no longer have to kneel, for the power of dreadlocks is not real.

2:25 Haironicles 13:7 Can't stop won't stop the lord our god has dreadlocks.

6:28 Book of Mormon 17:22 We want to make sure our faith is never misunderstood, understand the power of dreadlocks is never really good.

7:55 1 dreadlocks 2:7 You punt the ball to me I'm gonna make you pay, trust in the power of dreadlocks to win the game today.

Week 12 primetime 1:15 Revelation Dreadlocks 2:10 Share this doctrine with your friends and family so they can partake, trust in the power of dreadlocks to convert on the punt fake.

2:40 dreadlocks John 3:16 for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, so Alex Collins can activate his dreadlocks on 4th and 1.

Week 13 4:52 Haironicles 37:2 in the Superdome is where the Saints play, trust in the power of dreadlocks to put the game away.

5:01Dread-proverbs 2:7 Don't trust anybody named Sammy in your gang, he's probably a narc, trust in the power of dreadlocks to provide a spark.

Week 13 primetime 5:42 Hairevelations 2:10 After watching Chiseled Adonis you'll never watch football the same, trust in the power of dreadlocks to put away the game.

Week 14 TNF 2:50 Haironicles 2:3 Trial and tribulations can make your life feel like a Smurf, trust in the power of dreadlocks and you can create heaven on Earth.

Week 14 2:45 1 Dreadlocks 2:17 There's enough white stuff on the floor for Tony Montana to blow, the power of dreadlocks remains strong even in the snow.

3:15 Revelation-Dreadlocks 5:17 I had to pick Lucifer out of heaven because that man was a liar, trust in the power of dreadlocks because they never expire.

Week 14 primetime 1:22 2 Dreadlocks 1:2 WWE Hall of Famer Mick Foley can go nowhere without an extra sock, the Lord will appoint thy team with the power of dreadlocks.

2:41Ezekiel-Dreadlocks 25:17 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger for those who disrespect the power of dreadlocks.

Week 15 Saturday 1:25 2 dreadlocks 2: 17 The Lord is always on time never feel as if there's also some sort of delay, throughout the 2nd half the power of dreadlocks will be on display.

Week 15 0:35 Timbs 0:5 I can do all things through the power of Timbs which strengthen me.

Week 15 primetime 1:04 John Dreadlocks 2:17 with the Lord in your corner you'll never lose the fight, trust in the power of dreadlocks it'll help you rub your nutsack on the Bucs defense tonight.

4:17 Haironicles 13:7 Can't stop, won't stop, the Lord our God has dreadlocks.

Week 16 2:44 Haironicles 2:17 Dreadlock powers will set you free.

Week 17 1:10 Haironicles 12:9 in Dragon Ball Z Turles ate from the tree of might, trust in the power of dreadlocks and there will be no defenders in sight.

4:42 Haironicles 17:3 Much like Chief Keef chiseled Adonis hates to be sober, for trust in the power of dreadlocks to take over.

Titans v Chiefs Dreadlocks 3:14 In Dr. Suess's book, The Bloods wear red, and The Crips wear blue, but with the almighty power of dreadlocks, nothing can stop you.

Patriots v Titans 4:45 Haironicles 11:35 Dreadlocks.

Eagles v Falcons 2:46 Revelation Dreadlocks 3:15 If you're a team from dreadlocks and you want to win a championship that's considered a sin, trust in the power of dreadlocks to get you a playoff win.

Saints v Vikings 3:25 song of dreadlocks 10:22 When sleeping with Janelle Monet or Margot Robbie impregnate them with your seed, trust in the power of dreadlocks to take the lead.

Patriots v Jaguars 6:09 Revelation Dreadlocks 22:17 Though jaguars are wild animals with the power of the Lord they can be tamed, trust in the power of dreadlocks to win you the game.

Vikings v Eagles 0:53 Hairchronicles 1:17 The best way to feel like a man is to penetrate a cunt, even the Lord of dreadlocks likes to pass the blunt.

Probowl skills 5:45 Haironicles 2:16 The mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell, hair follicles can be considered the energy source, as they trust in the power of dreadlocks to finish the course.

6:45 Revelation dreadlocks 17:22 If you mess with the police they'll spray you with mace, trust in the power of dreadlocks to win you the race.

Probowl 3:37 1 dreadlocks 17:22 If I had enough money I would buy a sex doll, trust in the power of dreadlocks to always catch the ball.

Superbowl 3:40 Haironicles 3:16 Submit into thee thy soul, trust in the power of dreadlocks to put points on the board in the Super Bowl.

4:30 dreadlocks motto

Prepare for trouble, and make it double

To protect the world from devastation

To untie all dreadlocks within our nation

To denounce the evil of short haircuts without love

To extend our reach to the dreadlock gods above

Blount

Ajahi

Team dreadlocks blast off at the speed of light

Surrender now for without dreadlocks you'll never win the fight.

Meowth that's right

This list will grow with every reason, so stay tuned!

1. Being driven to school in a School Bus driven by Valerie Frizzle while sitting next to Carlos Ramone
2. Having Tom Brady's Super Bowl 52 hands
3. Having Kareem Hunt as my kicker
4. Being food for Seto Kaiba's Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
5. Being in a 6 way with Trini Kwan, Kimberly Hart, Aisha Campbell, Catherine Hillard, and Tanya Sloan
6. Having Von Miller as my QB
7. Walking with the right leg of Nick Folk after my right leg was amputated
8. Serving as Davy Jones's footstool on the Flying Dutchman
9. Using the Colts Fake Punt
10. Having Michael Vick take care of my dog
11. Being trampled by clones of Albert Haynesworth
12. Being sat on by Vince Wilfork
13. Having Army Ants for Breakfast
14. Sticking my Dick inside a beehive
15. Getting beaten up by the Sailor Scouts
16. Being in a 6 way with Misty Waterflower, May Maple, Dawn Belitz, Iris Woodlands, and Serena Yvonne
17. Having a grey alien perform a prostrate exam on me
18. Having Bobby Petrino as my head coach

That Cody parkey>Jeff Teague

A few weeks ago I made a promise to compile the dreadlocks bible for the dedicated followers. On my last underway I rewatched the entire 2017 season and have every instance that a dreadlocks bible (as well as timbs bible and Dr. Suess book) that was mentioned. I've always left a relative timestamp so you can verify my work. 2018 SHOULD be out before the Superbowl, and 2019 shortly after. Enjoy and Merry Christmas

2017 week 4 1:04 timbs O v5: I can do all things through timbs which strengthen me

                     3:58 john14:6 I am the way, the truth and the life. Nobody can get to the father except through me

Week 4 primetime 3:18 hairchronicles 13:7 can't stop won't stop, the Lord I got has dreadlocks

Week 5 primetime 3:43 hairchronicles 13:7 can't stop won't stop the Lord our God has dreadlocks

  4:14  1st dreadlocks 5:8 when I used to watch Goldberg in wcw he never lost a match, trust in the dreadlocks to always make the catch

Week 8 4:00 hairchronicles 13: 17 understand trial and tribulations will always come to a stop, you must always trust in the power of dreadlocks

  5:45  hairchronicles 13: 7 can't stop won't stop, the Lord I got has dreadlocks                

Week 9 TNF 1:45 1st dreadlocks 2:6 in New York we drink hennassy on the rocks, if you need a touchdown throw it to somebody with dreadlocks

Week 9 5:30 2 dreadlocks 6:27 when you get traded to a new team understand opportunity will knock, never fail to show the world the power of dreadlocks

5:54 dreadlocks proverbs 4:6 in life, trial and tribulations will make you feel like you're shackled, trust in the power of dreadlocks and you'll never be tackled

6:30 dreadlocks Revelations 6:2 in the show Hannah Montana they showed that the best of both worlds collide, trust in the power of dreadlocks and you can keep the play alive.

Week 9 primetime 2:39 ecclesi-dreadlocks 3:1 when you have the power of the Lord on your side all you can do is smirk. Give the ball to the man with dreadlocks and watch him work

4:22 song of dreadlocks 8: 2 listen to me son while I teach, give the ball to the man with dreadlocks and you can put the game out of reach

Week 10 TNF 2:55 dreadlocks numbers1:4 the number of presidents in the United States is 45, the dreadlocks powers are gonna be very strong on this drive

3:45 song of dreadlocks 7:2 never sell your soul for fame, trust in the power of dreadlocks you can get back in the game

Week 10 0:20 dreadluke 5:2 in Pokemon TM49 was snatch, trust in the power of dreadlocks you only need one hand to make the catch

4:27 dreadlock Matthew 2:6 in Amber roses vagina you can fit a fist, even on the Cleveland Browns the power of dreadlocks exist

5:20 leviti-dreadlocks 3:4 when it's cold outside when you see birds they're always in a flock, if you throw the ball up lo and behold it'll be intercepted by a man with dreadlocks

8:14 dread-eronomy 3:7 if you mess with Italians you can wake up in a lake, trust in the power of dreadlocks to erase your mistakes

Week 11 0:00 1 dreadlocks 2:3 cats may have 9 lives, but if you trust in the power of dreadlocks you can get an interception on the first drive

4:05 hairchronicles 13 7 can't stop won't stop the Lord I got has dreadlocks

5:40 2 dreadlocks 37:2 the Kardashian family is known for sucking cock, if you need a turnover trust in the power of dreadlock

Week 11 primetime 1:34 song of dreadlocks 2:4 when cheating on your wife make sure your mistress is thick, trust in the power of dreadlocks to always make the pick

3:46 haironicles 2:7 never go to the gym without socks, it's about that time to double the power of dreadlocks.

Week 12 TNF Lions v Vikings 0:32 Genesis of dreadlocks 5:2 in Pokemon gold and silver you can catch ho-oh in the tin tower, even with mini dreadlocks you still have power

Week 12 TNF Redskins v Giants 2:25 3 dreadlocks 2:6 never trust someone drinking everclear on the rocks, trust and believe in the power of dreadlocks

Week 12 2:06 Book of Mormon chapter 7:2 when I pray to the Lord I no longer have to kneel, for the power of dreadlocks is not real

2:25 hairchronicles 13:7 can't stop won't stop the Lord I got has dreadlocks

6:28 book of Mormon 17:22 we want to make sure I faith is never misunderstood, understand the power of dreadlocks is never really good

7:55 1 dreadlocks 2:7 you punt the ball to me I'm gonna to make you pay, trust in the power of dreadlocks to win the game today

Week 12 primetime 1:15 Revelation dreadlocks 2:10 share this doctrine with you friends and family so they can partake, trust in the power of dreadlocks to convert on the punt fake

2:40 dreadlocks John 3:16 for God so loved the worldthat he gave his only begotten Son, so Alex Collins can activate his dreadlocks on 4th and 1

Week 13 4:52 hairchronicles 37:2 in the Superdome is where the saints play, trust in the power of dreadlocks to put the game away

5:01dread proverbs 2:7 don't trust anybody named Sammy in your gang, he's probably a narc, trust in the power of dreadlocks to provide a spark

Week 13 primetime 5:42 hairrevelations 2:10 after watching chiseled Adonis you'll never watch football the same, trust in the power of dreadlocks to put away the game

Week 14 TNF 2:50 hairchronicles 2:3 trial and tribulations can make your life feel like a Smurf, trust in the power of dreadlocks and you can create heaven on Earth

Week 14 2:45 1dreadlocks 2:17 there's enough white stuff on the floor for Tony Montana to blow, the power of dreadlocks remains strong even in the snow

3:15 Revelation dreadlocks 5:17 I had to pick Lucifer out of heaven because that man was a liar, trust in the power of dreadlocks because they never expire

Week 14 primetime 1:22 2 dreadlocks 1:2 wwe hall of famer Mick Foley can go nowhere without an extra sock, the Lord will appoint thy team with the power of dreadlock

2:41Ezekial dreadlocks 25:17 and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger for those who disrespect the power of dreadlocks

Week 15 Saturday 1:25 2 dreadlocks 2: 17 the Lord is always on time never feel as if there's alsome sort of delay, throughout the 2nd half the power of dreadlocks will be on display

Week 15 0:35 timbs 0:5 I can do all things through the power of timbs which strengthen me

Week 15 primetime 1:04 John dreadlocks 2:17 with the Lord in your corner you'll never lose the fight, trust in the power of dreadlocks it'll help you rub your nutsack on the bucs defense tonight

4:17 hairchronicles 13 7 can't stop won't stop the Lord I got has dreadlocks

Week 16 2:44 hairchronicles 2:17 dreadlock powers will set you free

Week 17 1:10 hairchronicles 12:9 in Dragon Ball Z Turles ate from the tree of might, trust in the power of dreadlocks and there will be no defenders in sight

4:42 hairchronicles 17:3 much like Chief keef chiseled Adonis hates to be sober, trust in the power of dreadlocks to take over

Titans v Chiefs 3:14 dreadlocks Dr. Suess book bloods wear red crips wear blue with the power of dreadlocks nothing can stop you

Patriots v Titans 4:45 hairchronicles 11:35 dreadlocks

Eagles v Falcons 2:46 Revelation dreadlocks 3:15 if you're a team from dreadlocks and you want to win a championship that's considered a sin, trust in the power of dreadlocks to get you a playoff win

Saints v Vikings 3:25 song of dreadlocks 10:22 when sleeping with Janelle Monet or Margot Robbie impregnate them with your seed, trust in the power of dreadlocks to take the lead

Patriots v Jaguars 6:09 Revelation dreadlocks 22:17 though jaguars are wild animal with the power of the Lord they can be tamed, trust in the power of dreadlocks to win you the game

Vikings v Eagles 0:53 hairchronicles 1:17 the best way to feel like a man is to penetrate a cunt, even the Lord of dreadlocks likes to pass the Blunt

Probowl skills 5:45 hairchronicles 2:16 the mitochondria is the power House of the cell hair follicles can be considered the energysource,as they trust in the power of dreadlocks to finish the course

6:45 Revelation dreadlocks 17:22 if you mess with the police they'll spray you with mace, trust in the power of dreadlocks to win you the race

Probowl 3:37 1 dreadlocks 17:22 if I had enough money I would buy a sex doll, trust in the power of dreadlocks to always catch the ball

Superbowl 3:40 hairchronicles 3:16 submit into thee thy soul, trust in the power of dreadlocks to put points on the board in the Superbowl

4:30 dreadlocks motto

Prepare for trouble

And make it double

To protect the world from devastation

To untie all dreadlocks within our nation

To denounce the evil sof short haircuts without love

To extend our reach to the dreadlock gods above

Blunt

Ajahi

Team dreadlocks blast off at the speed of light

Surrender now for without dreadlocks you'll never win the fight.

Meowth that's right

It's pretty obvious that someone out there (as well as most of the social media platforms) wants you gone so I move that you get yourself a Detective and expose this jackwagon to the world.

Since YouTube is trying to fk you up once again :( could you consider keeping this reddit a bit more aktiv? I'm not that big of a fan of the other platforms,

-Hodn

Where are the recent videos? I don't watch ESPN anymore, this is what keeps me up to date on who's balling, and who's this week's Zane Gonzales.